Orbital Spa and Cruise - Press Release

Good Afternoon,

My name is James Blackwood with Orbital Spa and Cruise. This release is relating to the so called "Bielefeld" conspiracy lead by an induvial known to us. This induvial took control of one of our publication streams known as The Frontier Gazette though means that we suspect are Lane Hacker in origin to broadcast a conspiracy claiming that Orbital Spa and Cruise owns and operates an entire system for only our employee's benefit.

Orbital refutes this claim. Like we spend any credits on employee morale

While reviewing this incident in its entirety we believe this individual did in fact board an Orbital Network Express vessel. However as standard policy is to vent all internal cargo areas we believe this individual then experienced some form of hypoxia due to oxygen deprivation and likely imagined their experience. Orbital Network Express Sub-Director Logins has implemented new safety and security procedures to catch stowaways, and wants to remind the public at large that the safest way to travel is on an Orbital Spa and Cruise Shuttle, Ferry, Yacht, or Liner, not in a cargo container.