Hello good sir/madame. This is an automated message on behalf of : \\\useridredacted;contactsysadmin;
You are received this automated message from the bridge of "Caesar". On authority of \\\useridredacted;contactsysadmin<;

It appears you have been added the list of possible candidates for the position of: CO of Caesar and it's associated battlegroup. Take note that as per my programming, I must refer to you as candidate, but failing to comply means that a certain, heavily augmented, barely human, ex-guildmaster with zero regard for human life, or any life for that matter, might and will personally visit you, with malicious intent. Bad vibes, all around. I do propose that the sir/madame accept the position of CO, for I do not desire any harm to reach the sir/madame.

As per my instructions, upon accepting the task of CO, you'll find yourself with access to absolutely any and all information, top secret or not, that my serial killer of a master has had.
This might include a set of launch codes. They might be for weapons of mass disrespect, enough to wipe a whole Freeport of the census and still have the numbers required to clap a few continents.

I believe the current leader/guildmaster/puppermaster/taskmaster/taskmistress of the Core will not dispute this transfer of assets to you, if they do, well...dig deep in the data and you might just find where my creator resides. No man can handle such a sad, dark, place. Good thing he is no man, atleast not anymore.
I'll keep this QEC link open. If you do have any questions, I'll be available. This message will repeat

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