HARD Herald | Attack On Refinery: Confirmed LSF Inside Job

Belle Valley, Erie - They almost got us! In the past few days, various news outlets published articles about the Maartens Refinery on Erie having been targeted by Zoner terrorists. These articles got published by state-controlled instances and not by independent agencies - most likely to control the ongoing situation in Pennsylvania. New sources however showed that the published images of the Maartens Refinery on fire were EDITED. The original images showed the presence of an LSF Siege Cruiser in the sky - pointing at the refinery!

This is, of course, convenient, since only so many news outlets are able to get information out into space - and all of them are under government control. So, with the leaked original footage on one hand, and everyone knowing that Liberty Gov controls the flow of media in Pennsylvania since the intervention, it does not take many brain cells to connect the dots!

The Liberty Security Force has been acting outside the borders of the Liberty Constitution ever since 799 A.S., while influencing the media Sirius-wide to explain all abnormal activities with made-up stories about "aliens" and "insurgents" that steal Navy capital ships. Luckily, even the LSF can't suppress the entirety of Liberty's honest, tax-paying citizens, meaning there will always be people who manage to publish the actual truth despite all attempts of the LSF to silence the truth.

Republican Senator Woodward from Lexingtown, Houston, a proud christian man of the Western Lexingtown Community Church, is currently preparing a confrontational speech to voice his concerns about the continuous attempts of the LSF to fool the honest tax-payer, especially after the shocking revelation of nanobots found in Lexingtown's drinking water reserves.

"Do we deserve Erie? Yes. Do our soldiers deserve to be lied to, though? No! Stop treating us like idiots and at least tell our soldiers the truth, so they can bring our beloved republican values to the people on that planet!" - Marcus Woodward.

The obsessive involvement of the LSF on Erie keeps rising our eyebrows, but they overacted. Even libertonian children know that Zoners are simple push-overs. They are losing one freeport after another, because they don't know how to fight. Our honest, tax-paying christian people from Liberty, however, are born into a world of the Second Amendment. The LSF trying to blame Zoners for this act of terrorism is hilarious at best and stupid at worst.

A Yeehaw to us, the honest christian taxpayers of Liberty! Nobody fools us!