You seem to have skipped some steps while setting up shop here in Edinburgh. What gives?

Usually, when you set up in somebody else's backyard, you introduce yourself first. Establish an accord. Perhaps even ask for permission? Only then do you actually plop down a heap of scrap. Not before.

Doing it your way, well, makes your hosts not-too-pleased with your presence. And it goes without saying that we are not pleased at all. Not with your intrusion, and not with the attitude.

Way I see it, we should have already dismantled your little abode, but we are in a good mood. So why don't you go back to the beginning and do it properly this time?

Our "claim" to the system has been in place for nigh on two centuries. Expecting me to believe you are as clueless as you claim to be is, well, naive at best.

I suggest packing your bags.

Don't flatter yourself. I wouldn't fuck you even if they paid me for it.

And no, given the sheer audacity and lack of even the most basic understanding of where you are and who you're dealing with, your man had no chance from the get go. And, frankly, you don't seem any better than him.

You should do a little bit more research on whoever you're planning to bother next.