Operation Free The Hoes - Printable Version

Grouses. You know them. You love them. Space potatos full of joy and hopes and dreams and sometimes drugs. And they are being desecrated by our eeevil corpos.

I'm sure you've seen them around. Lights blaring, annoying earworm jingle on loop. But the paste boats are hiding a dark secret. It's not just goop in there. They got hoes. Synth Hoes. Poor, underpaid, overworked and stuck inside a tiny ship with that FUCKING SONG PLAYING NONSTOP.

Us girlies in the Hackers have heard their plight and so we reach out to you all. We MUST free the hoes from the clutches of Synth Foods! So deliver those Grouses unto Cute Ship Heaven and those poor hoes unto uh, freedom and stuff. If you know where to find us there might be some creds in it for ya too!

Do a good deed. Free a ho today.

Deploying encoded transmission message

SENDER INFORMATION

BANDWIDTH ENCRYPTION TYPE: UEVORFJBR09OIEJSQVZPLTUg

BANDWIDTH PACKET LOSS: 0.039992 MiB

BANDWIDTH PACKET DELAY: UNKNOWN

SENDER ID: ENS SENIOR AGENT 05

SUBNET PACKET INFORMATION: VGhpcyB0cmFuc21pc3Npb24gaXMgYmFzZWQgb2ZmIG9mIFBsYW5ldCBNYW5oYXR0YW4sIHJlbGF5ZWQgdGhyb3VnaCB0d2VudHkgZml2ZSAoMjUpIHNhdGVsbGl0ZXMgdGhyb3VnaG91dCB0aGUgTmV3IFlvcmsgc3lzdGVtLCBlbmNyeXB0ZWQgdmlhIHByaXZhdGl6ZWQgQ2hhZHdpY2sgZW5jcnlwdGlvbiBtb2R1bGVzLiBZb3UgZG8gbm90IGhhdmUgYWNjZXNzIG9yIHBlcm1pc3Npb24gdG8gaW52ZXN0aWdhdGUgdGhpcyBlbmNyeXB0aW9uIGluZm9ybWF0aW9uIGFueSBmdXJ0aGVyLg==

-- BROADCASTING MESSAGE --

For any would-be "rescuer", we at the ENS would like to kindly remind any civilians that this transmission was traced down through a malicious series of multiple relays, which led to the ones situated in the general proximity of the Mactan jammers in the Magellan system. This is likely a hoax from Lane Hackers to coerce the general populace into assisting them to persecute acts of hostility against corporate transports. As part of the Republic of Liberty's peacekeeping forces, we would like to remind you that assisting criminal organizations is considered a transgression punishable by law, and any offense taken against Synth Foods and its subsidiaries will have repercussions.

Crime doesn't pay. You have been warned.

Important:
This communication remains the property of the Libertonian Network Cybersecurity Subdivision, and is subject to the jurisdiction of the Neural Net Communications Act 811 A.S, Section 45. If you have received this message in error, you are requested to contact the sender and delete the communication.

RE: Operation Free The Hoes - StellarViss - 11-07-2024

∎∎∎ ⋙ Von: Rados Bambach
∎∎∎ ⋙ An: Operation Free The Hoes

∎∎∎ ⋙ Thema: Liberated Hoes

Guten Tag ,

The Landwirte of Stuttgart will not stand for the continued exploitation by the rotten Synth Foods. To think they carry out their vile practices right under our noses with that accursed rattle—we will send support to strike at the heart of the monster with our scythes.

As for you and the entire ENS, who serve as guard dogs for the corrupt, you do not frighten us. We march against stronger foes back home. With the destruction of Synth Foods’ blatant propaganda in Stuttgart and California, we will show the sector that it does not pay to placate these profiteers!

For a Free Stuttgart,
Death to Synth Foods! Death to the collaborators!

Rados Bambach
True Landwirtrechtbewegung.

RE: Operation Free The Hoes - Chenzo- - 11-08-2024

.....Initiating hack...................

}---(Forced Transmission Detected)---{

....Hack Locked, forcing a locked transmission to: “Lane hackers emergency broadcast"..

>>>Comm ID: Vin Chenzo
>>>Signal Strength: Strong
>>>Signal Origin: Omicron Alpha
>>>Subject: “Protect the Hoes”

}--Playing Transmission--{

This is most awful. People are being exploited?

Not on my watch.

Any free’d entertainers can be brought to Omicron Alpha where I can personally ensure they’re well looked after and of course, live very well.

Send as many as you can to freedom!

Chenzo out

He salutes, before ending the transmission

............................Hack Engaged, protocol 2.0, channel open.....