Buen día.

I have no jodido clue what distant green planeta you bloody tree hugging culeros care mucho about, but we've got a fucking war to fight. Now listen here, payasos, I have a proposition for you. The Black Sails will station a battlegroup at Torshavn and you will provide our guild with 2 "Caliburn" Destroyers and 4 "Galatine" Gunboats. In return, we shall cover your culos from any force that threatens you in Bretonia.

Let me be very clear on this matter, cabron, this can only end in one way, the Black Sails' way. In case you manage to find any trace of your long gone cojones, keep them under a tight leash, or I will personally deprive you of them and hang them in one of our new Galatine's cockpit as a reminder of your foolishness to oppose the Black Sails.

All right, listen up you pequeñas mierdas. I confess that I am struck by your coordinated response towards the Black Sails. Now that we've all gathered, sit back and take notes.

Ever since the Black Sails have returned to active duty within Bretonia and the Omegas, we've been on the watch on all Gaian movements in and around our area of operations, and we're nothing less but disappointed of your amante de las cabras kin, or movement, or whatever you consider yourself. Like some of the major Corsair factions, the Gaians failed entirely to capitalize on the weakness of Bretonia and became lenient. Even more, you have aspirations to make up a name for yourselves in the shipping sector! Nowadays, the only ones in which you strike fear is Bowex, as they're afraid you'll become their competitor. Grand mierda, cabrons.

Now, not that we care about your endeavors, but parts of it go against our interests in the region. You see, doing business with the Mollys has consequences on our war effort, and we can't let that continue, not like this, at least. A price must be paid. Our initial terms were stated in the previous transmission, we can continue from there, and be very much aware you can't climb any tree to avoid this, as we'll cut it down with you in it, and after bashing your skulls to the hard ground maybe you will wake up to reality and realize in what misery you live.

How can you fools complain about the attack on your convoy? Next time be sure not to scrap your all-mighty Panthers for shipping vessels, and such events will belong to a past age. It's yet another proof of your leniency that we can no longer tolerate. Have no doubts that any further transports heading towards Molly installations will be met with devastating wrath.
You mentioned the words historical allies, but I assume the mushrooms you eat hazed your mind. As of late we haven't seen anything beneficial coming from the Gaians to the Corsair Empire, hence the reason for our conversations. The Black Sails are committed to rekindle the Corsair-Gaian relations, one way or another.

It is for the reason, the Black Sails consider of an utmost importance to send a delegation to Torshavn to make a proper introduction of our guild. Once the icebreaker is concluded, we can revise the meaning of our historical alliance.

Spare us of your nonsense, cabron. It would be wise to remember your place in society as a fanatic scientist and goat lover, and not a cruel warrior. Once this is out of the way, we can actually make some progress.

If you're fond of admitting, don't mind if I join in. We weren't expecting such fierce resistance from the likes of you, but there you have it. You went through a terrible panic to muster the pilots you did, and while the results were favorable for your cause, rest assured it won't end like that every time we meet. And be advised, our meetings will get a lot more frequent.

You see, the combined Corsair battlegroup dispatched within Dublin reported an unexpected event the other day. One of your herb-intoxicated brethren opened fire on the Corsair battlegroup, and that included on Deterrence vessels while supporting a Molly and Red Hessian combined fleet. I get it that you must be mad that we feast on goats while you keep them for pets, but extending this to other Corsair factions is not a bright idea. But, who are we to advise you?

And about the Elders, the way you keep their cojones in your hands makes me wonder if you have any direct connection with them. You do have a drop of Corsair essence in you. Regardless, be our guest to do so. In fact, Black Sails are more than happy to provide you with even more reasons to complain. Just sit back and stack the reports coming from your convoys, there will be plenty.

That being said, see you in space.