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TAZ Message Dump - galaktik - 12-04-2007
Message to: TAZ
Comm ID: Leviathan
From: Glen Hagbard
Hello Zoner friends! As you know i have been trading couple of weeks now, ans saved some money, so i bought shiny new GMG transport Whale, still has wet paint on hull. Well i will try to supply stations with much needed goods and spread good discordianisam trough space.
Glen out
TAZ Message Dump - Mr_3ppozz - 12-07-2007
Transmission to: TAZ,
Comm. ID: Amnezia Haze
Location: Planet Kyushu, Kyushu
Ahoy,
Well first of let me give you a short introduction of myself, im Amnezia Haze. Before i had my own transport i worked on my husbands Luxury Liner, the Greenleaf. The Greenleaf has about a dozen of main costumers and half of them is colonial. Most of the supplies of GALEM were done by me, so i never seen anything other then sweated, oil covered grease monkeys with Vipers. I finally made enough creds on my own to buy myself a nice and shiny Borderworld Transport.
However, since im my own crew i have to work really really hard and it doesnt please me a bit. So im planning to get a small droid crew and let them do the hard working. Unfortunatly my daily rythem fluctuates a lot, so its likely most of you havent seen me in space before. I join the Leviathan on a regular base.
Yesterday i recieved a request from some colonials to escort 2 newly hired Pilots to Java station. This worked out really well and left me with a nice paycheck of 5 million. Those colonials really know how to grind down some creds, cus they seem to have more then enough.
As it stands now, im well able to fill my own needs and desires but i do miss my husband, so its likely you will see me back at the Greenleaf in no time. I've bought myself a whale, but im planning on selling it again, cus it simply cannot outrun a pirate. And for obvious reasons its not designed to fend of an attack aswell.
During my last hour in space i was attack by Skylius (or something close) a bloody Corsair in a fighter. I asked him if it was normal for him to attack the people who bring him his food. But he didnt seem to be interested a bit. Luckily a Blood Dragon was closeby and was able to distract the corsair long enough for me to get out.
I advise caution when entering New Berlin or Sigma-13 since it seems this is the place this Skylius hangs out most of his time. Those who pack enough punch or who have an escort wing on their sides, feel free to sign your rounds with my name on it.
Have to go, cargo wont load itself.
With Love,
Amnezia
TAZ Message Dump - galaktik - 12-07-2007
Message to: TAZ
Comm ID: Leviathan
From: Glen Hagbard
As i was delivering shipment of niobium to Dauman base in Dresden, in sigam 13 near jumphole to New Berlin system one "independant" pirate tryd to rob me for 3 million credits, as he was fas on trigger and knocked my shields fast, i was having no choice but to pay this pirate.
As my scaners showed he was having corsair IFF and generic pirate ID, ship apperd to be Raven Talon VHF, name of ship is Skyelius.
So all Zoner beware of this pirate he will have no mercy for you
Glen Out
TAZ Message Dump - LancerZero - 12-13-2007
Message to: Chicken pot pie!
Comm ID: Who ya think?
Location: Planet Honshu, Honshu System
I love my BWT, but the time's come for a bit of a shake-up. That, an' I swear Kali's figured out what half the buttons an' switches on the bridge do. The other day she shot at a fighter patrol, and lemme tell ya, they were none too pleased 'bout it. So, what ship did I choose? Well, I wanted somethin' that' fits my own druthers: kinda rough 'round the edges, an' with plenty of wide open spaces. So when I saw an old mining ship with the name "Fatso" burned on her flanks, I knew I'd found me a ship.
She's got lotsa space I can't use fer cargo, so I'm going to be convertin' it to livin' space. I'm gonna wind up with the most fit-fer-livin'-in miner this side of a liner! Kali loves the durn thing, too; she hasn't quit runnin' 'round yet, an' we've been in space fer 'bout four hours.
EDIT: Um, after a razoo through the asteroid fields in the Omicrons, I'm startin' to see why the previous owner ditched Fatso. I'm gonna do the same in a bit...this time, I ain't gonna choose a ship cuz of how big it is or how many turrets it's got or how much money it can make, I'm gonna pick a ship that fits me to a T. Ha! Wish me luck on that one!
TAZ Message Dump - LancerZero - 12-14-2007
Message to: Can I send one to my momma? No? Okay then.
Comm ID: Five tons of...seeds! Flaxseeds, that is.
Location: Newark Station, New York System
Alright folks, I've gone back to my first love: my old Mammoth. The thing reminds me of my folks' old Rhino, an' nothin' can quite replace 'er. Kali's glad to have her old room back, an' it feels just like comin' back home to me. She ain't as spacious as a Whale, or as spiffy-lookin' as my BWT, but she's my baby girl. Just lettin' y'all know. 23's! Yarhar!
TAZ Message Dump - Malaclypse 666 - 12-14-2007
Message to: All TAZ
Comm ID: Malaclypse
I will be communing with the departing Elders of the Nayehiya for a few days, and then will go on retreat in the Geode for an indefinite period. ((Personal stuff...))
Who's in charge...?
Whoever loses the cowchip toss.. or whoever wants to be!
Kallisti,
Mal & Co.
TAZ Message Dump - Malaclypse 666 - 12-16-2007
Message to: Malaclypse, Shasta Outpost
Comm ID: Waverly LLC HQ, Freeport 6
Mal,
Sorry to disturb your navel comtemplations, old friend, but I am as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. I hope to Thud you know what you're doing...
I delivered two more full loads of fissionables today; but the "recipients" strike me less and less as either nuclear physicists OR weapons experts. Good Goddess, I had to explain the concept of "critical mass" to the idiots today. They were about to store the last shipment on top of four other loads! They seemed surprised that they were in danger of smearing their facility over a 50 klick radius!
Now, I know that Protocol "N.Z." may require us to have at hand some pretty big firecrackers, Mal; but I certainly hope you're giving some thought to who's building and stockpiling those bad boys. Someone is apt to get not only their fingers blown off, but to become radioactive cinders that will glow in the dark for several thousand years.
It's my job to worry, while you're off communing with the Hag, Mal. I'm curtailing any further shipments until I receive some assurances from you on this. Until then, I'm doffing this bloody uncomfortable lead-lined jockstrap!
Reggie
TAZ Message Dump - Malaclypse 666 - 12-19-2007
Message to: All TAZ and Zoner Allies
Comm ID: Waverly, Baffin
Subject: Pirate Vessel "Phantom"
Well, folk,
The rumors are true. There's a corsair-tagged Titan, callsign "Phantom", hunting down Zoner traders, and making no bones about it.
He tried to waylay the Oro.de.Veranda at the entrance to New Tokyo from Honshu today. A few feints from the old Whale gave him the slip, and I gained ground on him until i attempted to jump from Kyushu to Tau 29. I cut it a bit close, and ended up stuck on the side of the bloody jump gate! It required a full reboot of my navs computer to renegotiate the jump. When systems came back up, there was "Phantom" again, doing his best to relieve me of my cargo, and a fair number of shield batteries as well.
I did a wide circle, and feinted towards the Tshushima lane, then made a rather sloppy jump to Tau 29 at the last minute. Well, the blighter followed me past Nago, and into Baffin!
I set cruise for Shasta Outpost, and could have docked with out breaking a sweat; but I wanted to conduct a little experiment. I set the old girl in docking position behind the station, and let the Titan close.
Lo and behold, my suspicions were correct. This avowed hunter of Zoners was somehow able to trick the Zoner Guard gunners on the station, and attack me right in the TAZ's back yard! Well, enough of that old noise. I lost a bit of hull to the bounder while docking, but I definitely will be having a word with those station gunners about recalibrating their threat sensors.
So, all hands be advised that "Phantom" may be blithely hanging about Freeports and Zoner installations without a care in the world, as much as it galls me to report. Perhaps some prayers offerred up to our Goddess and her Deific chums will at least have some effect on this lad's behavior.
Safe 'n sound,
Reggie
TAZ Message Dump - LancerZero - 12-20-2007
Message to: TAZ
Comm ID: Linus
Location: Phantom's tail
Mebbe it's time fer me to do some tradin' in the Ravenhurst...give our pal a nasty li'l surprise, eh? She's got a decent sized hold, after all.
TAZ Message Dump - P*Funk - 12-21-2007
*After reading the latest Malatribe Eddie, stricken with panic, vaults over the statue of Eris (an appropriately esoteric sculpture with no beginning or end but many credit pads loaded with Discordian booty laying in he creavaces) and lands flat on Mal's chest.*
"You can't fire me! I won't let you! I promise, I'll be good! No more calling in prank calls to the RM and blaming it on Reggie... no more leaving the Cabbage Juice out so it rots and scares off the tourists... I'll try and keep the concubines down to 4 a night and in no more 2 rooms... I'll even clean up that mess I made behind Veranda last christmas... you know... after someone triple spiked the Pineal Punch... and I'll stop getting the Shasta gunners drunk and telling them to shoot at passing traders... deal?"