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TAZ Message Dump - Malaclypse 666 - 02-09-2008
Comm ID: Malaclypse
Meeting called due to proton sleet.
Advise lead-lined jockstraps.
Thanks to Linus and Mad John for the moral support.
Jay, nothing to report. We'll try again when a few more members give a rat's arse!
23's
Mal
TAZ Message Dump - jcfire236 - 02-10-2008
//ok, got it fixed... turned out it was a router problem with ports and whatnot. so i guess ill see you guys in game!
TAZ Message Dump - Malaclypse 666 - 02-12-2008
Message to: Malaclypse
Comm ID: Sophie Noir
Ooh, Mally! The Word of Eris must be in extremely short supply in Liberty! I had six Navy, Security Force, Bounty Hunter and Independent ships fighting over my single copy of the Holy Tome today!
While they all sat about with their thumbs up their butts deciding who was gonna blow me and my 4600 odd passengers up, there was a report of lots of pirates in California! Did any of 'em move to respond? Not on your primate! They all hung about with their noses up my rad plating, waitin' to see who'd collect the Million dollar fine for carryin' a single bible. (Which they blew up without even reading!).
Well, I finally gave the fine to a nice SA Officer, and stuck my titanium tongue out at the other rubberneckers.
Does it really take six officers and vigilantes to stop a whale for one lousy Principia? Apparently so.
Anyhoo.. it was enjoyable makin' fun of their cabbageness, and the passengers got safely to Nago.
Cheers,
Sophie
TAZ Message Dump - Shamus - 02-20-2008
Message to: All TAZ Escort and Defense Vessels
Comm ID: [TAZ]O'Shaunessy
Subject: Operation Luau
Right then, I need a show of hands within the next 8 hours. The O'Shaunessy and escorts needs to be movin' to the party soon, laddies. So, those of ye with nice Hawaiian shirts and a ship worthy of a fight should chime in here toot sweet.
I've enlisted a group of ex-marines of various stripe to butcher 'n roast the pigs, so there'll be no need to do aught but come along for the feast. Once we've a quorum, I'll scheddy the RV in Baffin.
Who's game?
Shamus
TAZ Message Dump - LancerZero - 02-20-2008
Message to: Shamus
Comm ID: [TAZ]Ravenhurst
Location: Baffin, unless the nav computer's down again.
I'm in. What ought I load into the hold, 'sides a hundred or so o' them ex-marines? Light arms, course, but are we gonna be needin' the heftier hardware, vehicles an' stuff?
TAZ Message Dump - Jazz - 02-23-2008
Message to:anyone willing to listen
Comm ID:}{onor
Local:Freeport2
Subject:small personal bounty(not worthy of BH)
I had a problematic run-in with RM today.Me and a friend met a seemingly nice young pirate at freeport 2. He would have nothing to do with me and my cruiser but kept asking my friend for money. Eventually we left and he threatend to kill my friend next time he saw him cause he didnt pay. Now, you may be wondering "what does this have to do with RM?" Well we traced the blight all the way to Stuttgart and I faced him down. At the sight of me he wet his pants and ran, I told the 15+ Rm sitting aroud tht he had threatend an innocent mans life and was a pirate. But do you think they gave a Creteian Rat's butt? NO! they swarmed and destroyed my beloved }{onor wich is now under going repairs. they let the blighter escape! And I vow on my parents rotten corpses that he will beg for mercy before my lifetime is out. If anyone sees Black Pearl plz open fire and I would give you a reward.
TAZ Message Dump - Malaclypse 666 - 02-23-2008
Message to: }{onor
Comm ID: [TAZ]Discordia
Sir,
Malaclypse is tied up in meetings this week. I am authorized to speak for the TAZ. I fail to see how this matter involves the TAZ in any way, shape or form. You were very circumspect on the reason the RM engaged you. I can't imagine they would attack a Zoner behaving properly without some form of provocation.
Further, Sir, you have somehow dribbled your sad tale onto the FnordNet comms channel, which is reserved for TAZ members. Penalties for further comms violations can be severe, up to and including squeezing your head until it pops like an overripe melon.
Good luck with your bounty thingie, but the TAZ is not interested. Perhaps you should take the matter before the Council of Zoners.
Regards,
F-23 Discordia
Acting Episkopos, and Fnordette-in-Chief,
Temporary Autonomous Zoners
TAZ Message Dump - Chucc - 02-23-2008
Message To: Shamus
COMM ID: Cid
I got my Tie Die standing by at Baffin, and a personally hired Gun, Sven also there if his Tie Die is needed. I'm game, if a bit under the weather with Pittbulls chewin on my hands. LEt me know which vessel you wish to have join. Sorry I was late for the last meeting, I will be mor prompt when possible.
Cid out.
TAZ Message Dump - Shamus - 02-25-2008
Message to: All TAZ Escorts and Maniacs
Comm ID: Shamus
Right, then. Fnordie is hungry. He's passed the word that we'll be expected at the Luau this evenin'.
Cid, bandage up that hand and limber up your Claw or bomber.. either will do. Bring yer V buddies if ye desire. Linus, I got plenty o' boys aboard the O'Shaunessy to crash the door. Just bring yer gunnie to watch me tooshy. Mad John, if ye got that Escort noodled out, yer welcome to join us, as are any other of ye TAZzers with teeth to chew.
Let's have appetizers in Baffin at 2300 UT. As soon as we get word from Reggie that R'layh's finest has been roasted, we'll move out.
This is it, lads. Chao balancin' at its finest. Don't disappoint me now.. bein' pierced through the heart once was enough, I swear.
I'll be waitin' at Shasta.
Shamus
TAZ Message Dump - Shamus - 02-25-2008
Comm ID: Brain/Battery-dead (Shamus)
Bugger lads, someone jiggered with my internal chronoclastic regulator!
Change that RV time at Shasta to 0600UT! (2200PST, 0100EST).
Reggie needs at least that much time to make sure the main course if fully cooked!
F-23 Meathead Shamus.