BHG| 22nd Serpent Wing recruitment

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BHG| 22nd Serpent Wing recruitment - Dashiell - 12-18-2009

:: incoming Transmission::

message begins:

Yo.

'Raya 'Crash' Remnant here. I'm looking for (new) blood to fill the ranks of a new squadron me and some fellow idiots are assembling.

[Image: 22ndlogo.jpg]

How it came to be

Back in the old S/D days, house hunting was usual business. But hunters have grown fat and weak over time. In their obese ships... It sickens me. Long enough have we been overrun by superior firepower. Times have changed. To overcome firepower, you simply need more firepower. Or, just make sure they can't hit you.

So I discussed this with 2 hunter mates of mine. The talks were long and mind blowing. Here is the videofeed of the meeting that spawned the 22nd:

[Image: serpentlol.gif]

And there you have it.

The 22nd Serpent Wing consists soley of Sea Serpents. No heavier fighters are allowed. Our purpose is to hunt in packs, and shoot the crap out of every poor shmuck who's worth a penny. Don't worry about them shooting back, they won't hit if you utilise the Serpent right.

Recruitment

So, here we are. Anyone who is already a registered BHG| hunter can apply for the 22nd here. Don't worry about getting killed: we have plenty Serpents in stock, and we don't like each other anyway. Just drag down a few baddies with you as you explode in a violent fashion.

The initiation ceremony has been scrapped due to isis exploding. We have those Core tossers to thank for that. So new blood should consider themselves lucky.

22nd code of conduct

1. ALWAYS hunt in packs. NO solo flying. The 22nd is just like gaffer tape: we are unbreakable as long as we stick together. Minimum number of Serpents in a pack is 3. 2 under dire sircumstances or if you have an old skool death wish.

2. I am god. I am always right. And you will obey f-ing orders. Teamwork is essential. So keep an eye on your comms and follow orders. When I go down, which I'm sure I will, Bang takes command. If he goes down as well, Boom takes over. If Boom goes down as well, run like hell.

3. Sea Serpents are made out of cardboard and tanned corsair hides. They do not take punishment well. So keep an eye on your shield. If it goes down, you might as well. When your shield fails, break off and dodge like mad untill your shield kicks back in. This also applies when you are not being fired at. Mines are easy enough to run into. Also, thou shall not joust.

4. Bounties earned by the Serpents go in the Serpent ace who got the kill. Probably. We all end up rich, I hope.

5. All other Guild rules apply for the 22nd as well.

6. Naming convention is BHG|22nd-[explosion-like sound] Do not ask why, Upon joining, you WILL find out. Trust me.

Meet the tools

Allowed ships:

If you need to check, get the hell out of here before I eat your spleen.

Allowed weapons:

- all civillian stuff
- all BHG stuff (Update: reavers have been improved. feel free to test those out.
- all mines, missles, knives and sharp sticks you can get your hands on
- Magma hammers are allowed within Liberty. The LPI was kind enough to grand us acces in order to shoot scumbags.

Meet the fools

Squadron leader

Raya 'Crash' Remnant a.ka. BHG|22nd-Crash

Serpent Wing aces

BHG|22nd-Splash INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Rumble INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Twack INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Kablam INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Clunk INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Fuzz K.I.A. <-- open vacancy
BHG|22nd-Pop INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Kaboom INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Fwoosh INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Whammo INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Pow INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Poof INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Crack INITIATED - MIA
BHG|22nd-Ding INITIATED
BHG|2nd-Plop INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Bokaboom INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Badaboom - INITIATED
BHG|22nd-Kabloey
BHG|22nd-Kawoosh
BHG|22nd-Click.Boom
BHG|22nd-Splat

Final words

For years we have been outnumbered, outgunned and outwitted. The last 2 still apply, but we sure as hell will make sure the first one does no more. We are agile. We are mean. We are maniacs. We will attack ANYTHING in numbers. We will rain death upon those trying to stop us. We will strike like snakes on steroids. We will kill, kill and kill some more.

Then, at the end of the day, when everything is dead, we do it all over again the next day.

Sirius is a garbage pit, and we are here to clean house. Now get out there and start hosing those baddies with tracer fire.

BHG| 22nd Serpent Wing recruitment - TheMillers - 12-18-2009

---- Incoming Transmission ----
---- Origin : BHG|22nd-Bang ----

Bang'n'Boom'n'Rumble go Ordur system Minor. Bang'n'Boom'n'Rumble circle Isis 9000 times.
Bang say Rumble is inutiateized.

Bang Out.

--- End Transmission ---

BHG| 22nd Serpent Wing recruitment - Jongleur - 12-19-2009

:: INCOMING TRANSMISSION ::

> Comm ID: Michael Romeo
> Source: Dabadoru Station, Omicron Delta
> Callsign: BHG|22nd-Kablam
> Message:

Headed out to Minor now to attempt the initiation process. I'm thinking I may have to use a few Serpents to get this done. Who the @#$% came up with this idea anyways?!

*sigh*

Well if I must, I must. Here goes nothing.. hope to see y'all again at some point.

M. Romeo

> Update:

Well it seems I made it back without destroying a Serpent. I'll tell ya I never wanna have to go through that again.

The following attachments contain footage of my ordeal:

Isis in Sight
Isis Starts Her Attack
Isis Drops the Shields
First Lap Completed
The Thunderbay Arrives
Another Lap
The Barrage Continues
Last Lap
Time to Escape
Glad That's Done

:: TRANSMISSION ENDS ::

BHG| 22nd Serpent Wing recruitment - Dashiell - 12-19-2009

:: Incoming transmission ::

comm ID: Raya 'Crash' Remnant

message begins:

I see you lost some botts there. AND you dare speak ill of our initiation ceremony.

Get out there and do it all over again. 5 times. In your underwear.

Nah, I'm just yankin' yer crank. Nice work. Welcome aboard, 'Kablam'

Raya

BHG| 22nd Serpent Wing recruitment - Irra - 12-19-2009

:: INCOMING TRANSMISSION ::

> Comm ID: Larry Green
> Source: Dabadoru Station, Omicron Delta
> Callsign: BHG|22nd-Splash
> Message:

Wut to say. Ordur isnt fun. Boom , Bang, Crash .. nothing.
Splash will go there again to make them boom, bang and crash.

Fun FUN Fun

:: TRANSMISSION ENDS ::

BHG| 22nd Serpent Wing recruitment - Dashiell - 12-20-2009

:: Incoming transmission ::

comm ID: Raya 'Crash' Remnant

message begins:

Welcome aboard, Splash.

Raya

BHG| 22nd Serpent Wing recruitment - Dejavu - 12-21-2009

<::Incoming Transmission::>

Comm ID: John Flint

Location: Planet Houston, Texas, Liberty

Subject: Joining the 22nd!

Hullo there chaps,

I did the deed or going round the Isis...fun stuff hey, heres the proof:
Targetting the Isis
First Lap
Second Lap
Third Lap
One I did for fun...

I hope thats good enough, I can do it again if you'd like.

I'll be taking the call sign BHG|22nd-Clunk

Flint out.

<::Transmission Ends::>

BHG| 22nd Serpent Wing recruitment - Dashiell - 12-22-2009

:: Incoming transmission ::

comm ID: Raya 'Crash' Remnant

message begins:

Excellent. Another nutcase with a Serpent fetish. Welcome aboard, Clunk.

Raya

BHG| 22nd Serpent Wing recruitment - Tovig - 12-22-2009

..:: Incoming Transmission : Bounty Hunter Guild ::..
..:: Neuronal Identification : Chris "Fuzz" Celtic ::..
..:: Signal Location : Planet Houston, Texas ::..

Hail.

Those Sea Serpents are nice. Very nice. A bit too much for the poor Isis's gunners, hahaha !

Here is some littles pictures of me saying "hello" to the Isis captain.

The initiation of the 22nd "Fuzz".

I think I'm ready to join you, pals. Long live the 22nd !

Chris "Fuzz" Celtic

..:: Transmission Ended ::..

..:: Signal Lost ::..

//Char name is BHG|22nd-Fuzz

BHG| 22nd Serpent Wing recruitment - akka1000 - 12-22-2009

-Incomming Transmission-
-Comm ID: BHG|22nd-Pop-

HiHi!
I'm all done with the flying round Miss Isis.
I took some holiday snaps while I was there, wanna see?

Can we do this again please?
I want to play catch again with Miss Isis, those big blue and yellow ball things she was throwing for me kept missing...

So can we visit again?
Pretty please? with a cherry on top?

-End Transmission-