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To: LPI---Topic: John Kimble - Osilon - 04-16-2010
A woman in a black silk kimono sat in front of the camera. She was in blackness, except for a blinking light on her neural headband. Her identity was near-completely hidden, but her features betrayed something non-human about her, like the two pointed ears that were silhouetted in the dark, as well as a tail flicking around behind her.
"To the LPI" She started.
"This is a matter of some annoyance i've witnessed from a first-person point of view, regarding one of your goons...namely Kimble. The aforsaid goon has, just recently, quite annoyed me, on top of breaking many lawful regulations...from what ive heard."
The woman let out a small cat-like growl...
"The chase started at West Point. The mister Kimble, aforementioned, was...well, lets put it this way, 'hit' on me. i told him he had no chance, and he started ranting. So i left, seeing how far i could push this one..."
suddenly, what looked like a Golden Retriever ran out from a door behind the woman. It ran up to the camera, looked at it in a half-crooked sort of way, and ran back, to sit in the womans lap. She laughed slightly.
"This is apollo...anyway, back to the story. The chase went through to bethlehem station, past through the ice cloud, and off to one of the lower areas of the sector. Which headed to texas...more namely, the Pequena nagra."
The woman smiled, and the light reflected off of her white teeth, revealing two fang-like front teeth.
As i have heard, Authorities have been ordered stricktly NOT to enter the cloud, and yet, he still pursued, spouting seemingly random statements all the time. I swear, the man is like a record player. I only managed to loose him after entering the new york jump hole, apparently he lacks the stupidity to enter within 10k of Buffalo."
The woman sat forward, and apollo barked at the camera.
"So my message is this. LPI, restrain your dog. I don't want to have to kill him, too much paperwork for one who sleeps as much as i. I just want to be able to roam liberty without having every man who can fly a ship trailing behind me, gawking at my appearance. So far, Kimble has been the only annoying one. If the whole of the LPI is like this, then i think i've found my first peeve among sirius."
To: LPI---Topic: John Kimble - john kimble - 04-16-2010
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Bullcrap. Coincidence. You know you're lying. I would never be that presumptuous. I have the utmost respect for women!
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To: LPI---Topic: John Kimble - Osilon - 04-16-2010
"Ah yes. Mister Kimble. I forgot to add, earlier, that if you noted in here..."
Her claws on the right hand, which she now revealed, covered in a light-pink fur, yet human, extended with a small snick.
"that i would remove your liver, and make you eat it."
The woman laughed slightly.
"Oh well..."
To: LPI---Topic: John Kimble - john kimble - 04-16-2010
So don't give me that crap! You're damaged goods, lady. I have no respect for those with no respect for logic.
To: LPI---Topic: John Kimble - Osilon - 04-16-2010
Kimble, if you add anymore of your enlightening comments here, i will have your replies dusted off.
To: LPI---Topic: John Kimble - john kimble - 04-16-2010
Go on. Do it NOW. You want to frack with me? Talk to the hand. I'm a cop you idiot! You forgot the second rule in a crisis situation: If you choose to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff called. Now why are you being so immature about all this? No more complaining, no more, "Mr. Kimble I have to go to the bathroom," nothing!
To: LPI---Topic: John Kimble - Osilon - 04-16-2010
*sigh* Kimble, you really need to learn to talk in more than thirty different preset sentences.
If there is anyone else who wants to make a shining example of the LPI, like Kimble just has, with his rather inane rantings, do it now. Go ahead, speak up. i want to speak to someone other than this navy dropout.
To: LPI---Topic: John Kimble - john kimble - 04-16-2010
Take it BACK! Stop whining! You started it. I don't like you using foul language. Are you going to help me now or not?
...
What's the matter? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
To: LPI---Topic: John Kimble - Osilon - 04-16-2010
The woman growled softly...
"Kimble, i formally request that you leave this message to those who have something useful to say. Your mindless dithering is not of my concern, though if you want four rather deep clawmarks across your face, i will be happy to oblige."
ADDITIONAL: I recently pulled this from my data logs. It is a DSace recording of the said events:
Vixen.Ubasti: *A sound comes across the comms, like a purr or growl*
Vixen.Ubasti: Ugh, why is it so boring here?
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Yeah
PanGal|Supply.Ship.#003: dunno
Death: ICMG[SL07D]Biotite.Mica was put out of action by ICMG[7thL]Topaz (Missile/Torpedo).
Vixen.Ubasti: Nobody here is interesting. Not like that Bret fellow. He was interesting...his crew seemed to adore me as well...
Vixen.Ubasti: *A content purr seems to echo from the comms*
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Good morning!
Vixen.Ubasti: Mmh?
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Hello cutie pie!
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: How are you?
Vixen.Ubasti: Morning? It can't be morning, i'm still too tired...
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Nice night for a walk
Vixen.Ubasti: *A small growl echoes out of the local comms*
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: what's the matter?
Vixen.Ubasti: *Followed by a small laugh*
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Come on baby, you know you're the girl of my dreams
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I'm detective John Kimble!
Vixen.Ubasti: Kimble? I'll say this once. No chance.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Why not?
Vixen.Ubasti: You really want to know?
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: yes
Vixen.Ubasti: Because i'm what you'd call a 'neko'.
Vixen.Ubasti: Look it up, you may learn something.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: no
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I don't play that game
Vixen.Ubasti: I'd explain it to you, but i'm too...*Yawn*...tired.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: who are you?
Vixen.Ubasti: Me? Meow. I'm a cat.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: no
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: don't be ridiculous
Vixen.Ubasti: Dead serious.
Vixen.Ubasti: Not...fully...but cat enough.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: you expect me to believe you?
Vixen.Ubasti: *An image comes up on visual of a light-pink furred catgirl, wearing a black silk kimono and a black collar*
Death: PC|ZLG-Daimon.Frey was killed by a hostile vessel.
Vixen.Ubasti: They say seeing is believing.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: where is this?
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: outrageous
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I'm not a pervert!
Vixen.Ubasti: I'm an experiment, of sorts.
Death: ALEX_ROGOJIN was put out of action by BrotherBearV (Gun).
Vixen.Ubasti: No, you're not...you're detective John Kimble...Though whether thats better or worse is yet to be seen.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: yes
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I'm smart
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: what do we gotta do?
Vixen.Ubasti: *A laugh comes through the comms, before they shut off completely*
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: hello little girl
Vixen.Ubasti: You got no chance, kimble, no chance.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: what's the matter?
Vixen.Ubasti: Go play with your human girls.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: My ex-wife is happily remarried
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: she never calls
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: no
Death: Portal was killed by a hostile vessel.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: my mission is to protect you
Death: Trader_Zogolo suffered a self inflicted catastrophic decompression.
Rayner: Offering escort services for a small fee.
Vixen.Ubasti: *Sigh* Like the others. Enthrawled with me. Kimble, i don't need protection. I am in good hands with the rogues.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Death: ICMG[7thL]Topaz was put out of action by Jordy.Meller (Gun).
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Give me your clothes.
Vixen.Ubasti: Sure.
Vixen.Ubasti: whatever.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I'm not a pervert!
Vixen.Ubasti: Leave me alone, kimble.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: FREEZE! This is an arrest!
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: STOP IT!!!
Vixen.Ubasti: *Sigh* Is there anyone out here who can get this LPI dropdead off my back?
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: No
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I'm going to hang out with you... until the end of time
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: what's the matter?
Discovery Freelancer is a role-playing server. All attacks must be the result of some form of role play. Shouting "Engaging" or "Halt" is not sufficient.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: does my body disgust you?
Vixen.Ubasti: Sure. You're the matter.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I'm a cop you idiot!
Vixen.Ubasti: Now please, if you would go away?
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: You're under arrest!
Vixen.Ubasti: I don't really give a crap who you are, you can go to hell.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: clever girl
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: no
Vixen.Ubasti: You got no chance with me, now stop trying, and go back to your miserable life.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I'm gonna be around you a lot
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: days, nights, weekends, holidays
Vixen.Ubasti: Sure you are. If you can follow me, which would be against orders.
malik: no thank's
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: why not?
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: first, I would like to just get to know you
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: what's your real name?
Vixen.Ubasti: My name? Go to hell, you don't need to know it.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Now we are having fun
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: give me your address
Vixen.Ubasti: This is all a distraction. From a rogue. They're in New york now, in their gunboat.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I have detailed files
Vixen.Ubasti: Oh, no you don't.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: you expect me to believe you?
Vixen.Ubasti: I expect you to go to hell.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: you used to be somebody I could trust
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: She's a healthy female of breeding age
Vixen.Ubasti: You -are- a pervert.
Vixen.Ubasti: Jeez.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: That's right, I am
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: why not?
Vixen.Ubasti: Really, i mean, goddamn.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: no
Vixen.Ubasti: Thats just sad.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: My ex-wife never calls.
Vixen.Ubasti: good for you.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I want to be the people's governor
Vixen.Ubasti: -ZZT- Your messages have been blocked. Reason: Vixen hates you.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: hey, I'm a police officer. Trust me
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: take it BACK!
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I have been disobedient!
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: come with me if you want to live
Vyx: What is the next best ship from rino cargo ship
Vyx: rhino*
Ellisium: buy drone in Kusari
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: where is this?
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Hi honey! How are you?
Vixen.Ubasti: Have fun when you're rotting in dark matter.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: helloooo
Vyx: how much is that
Vixen.Ubasti: *A dark, spiteful laugh echoes across the comms*
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: you're really inconsiderate
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: You look upset
Vixen.Ubasti: You're dead, Kimble. If you follow me, your ship will rust away.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: look who's talking
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: now why are you being so immature about all this?
Vixen.Ubasti: Ah. Let me see....
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Hey, I'm a police offcer
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I'm just doing my job
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I love you!
Vixen.Ubasti: Two reasons: One, i don't give a crap if you're a police officer, i'm a freelance death-dealer.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: now why are you helping these raving psychotics?
Polonez: camara is good too
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: STOP IT!!!
Vixen.Ubasti: bye
Vyx: where is that one
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I'M BACK.
Death: ICMG[7thL]Topaz has suffered a self-administered loadout error (Missile/Torpedo).
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: clever girl
Vixen.Ubasti: Goddamn...
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: no, I'm not interested in that
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Miami
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I like that
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: where are we?
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: STOP IT!!!
Vixen.Ubasti: Somewhere you shouldn't.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Clever girl. You must be very proud of yourself
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: I'll be back.
Vixen.Ubasti: Go to hell, flatfoot.
LPI-John.Kimble[O]: Hasta la vista, baby.
-=LN.Enforcer.Lt=-: Keep clean Rogue.
-=LN.Enforcer.Lt=-: Leave this area
Vixen.Ubasti: Jesus christ...Took my half an hour to get that flatfoot Kimble off my back.
There. Others may be able to pick out specific entries they remember.
To: LPI---Topic: John Kimble - john kimble - 04-16-2010
No deal.
You look upset. Sorry for all that crap I put you through, but hey, what are friends for? I'll be back.
Edit: YOU LIE!!! You know you're lying! STOP IT! I'm pressing charges against you. Impersonating an officer, fraud, reckless driving, and lying to the sheriff. You're under arrest!