Good evening, hoodlums of Ageira. Excuse me for interrupting your coffee break- oh, and allow me to ask - do you like that coffee? Does it fit your intellectual superiority you've been granted place within Ageira career for? Think about it and listen.

We, the Lane Hackers, were the same servants of corporate system having its well-earned place within corrupt Liberty hierarchy once as well. However certain events enlightened shaded places of Ageira, showing us its extreme inefficiency, its weak orders management services due to extended bureacracy mania accompanied by imcompetence shown by administration, as well as failed contracts with Interspace concerning free tradelane usage. You'll ask for proves? Look around, that's good proof! Unpaid weekly salaries, absense of life insurance - you might be surrounded by alive outdated zombies!

You're put onto "the most succesfull employee of year" board? That's not reason to be proud - they just feed your pride, so you'll keep silence about your office lacking paper and having to get up to look for paper yourself! Think what have you done, and what can you -do- with complete freedom!

What's humorous enough to note - whatever innovative method you could offer them, they'd decline it motivating it by "lack of creativity and stealing ideas of others"! They rely on few exports our shiny minds have invented for them, while they could earn much more if they'd not be that stubborn and opressing!

I'm gratefull for your attention and I hope you're satisfied with this speech.
Don't forget not to express your feelings about it too loudly, otherwise those flunkies will put their attention on utizilization of your time through different enslaving reeducational methods.