Quote:++ Source : "KSC" Mnemosym ++
++ Destination : The Spore ++
++ Derivation : Goddess Discordia ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++

The Sirius Greatest Association of What-ever-it-is-that-we-are

*A somewhat aged lady appears on the screen*
Kallisti, sentient being.

*She thinks for a while* I must say i'm quite surprised to receive this.

However... *She takes an old tome on her desk and starts to read*

Code:

Now all of this time, Void was somewhat disturbed.
He felt unsatisfied for he had created only physical existence and physical non- existence, and had neglected the spiritual.

As he contemplated this, a great Quiet was caused and he went into a state of Deep Sleep which lasted for 5 eras.
At the end of this ordeal, he begat a brother to Eris and Aneris, that of SPIRITUALITY, who had no name at all.

When the sisters heard this, they both confronted Void and pleaded that he not forget them, his First Born. And so Void decreed thus:

That this brother, having no form, was to reside with Aneris in Non-Being and then to leave her and, so that he might play with order and disorder, reside with Eris in Being...

*Mnemosym stops to read and looks toward the video feed*
As Principia Discordia states it, SPIRITUALITY obviously begot a new child. *She smiles softly* Welcome! Welcome among us.

About your concern... We Discordians consider that any sentient being is equal before our Goddess.
You're a part of the Sacred Chao, just like us.

May you find what you seek, and seek what you find.

Anyway... *She closes the Principia Discordia* Your offers are generous. Too bad Erisians have almost no presence in Omicrons nowadays...

Yet, i believe some of us would be glad to meet and study you, with your permission.
*She shrugs* Don't be mistaken about my words. We seek only knowledge, and maybe we could help you as well.

Stay shiny out there.
23's.

++ You will find that the state is the kind of organization which, though it does big things badly, does small things badly too ++
++ End of transmission ++

{~ Incoming Transmission~}
{~ Comms Id: SamsarianS ~}
{~ Source:High-orbit Over the Crucible ~}
{~ Comms Target: the Spore ~}
{~ Encryption Level: Ultra High- and demented. Protected with massive viruses ~}

}The time is midnight and an old and naked man appears in the middle of the forest. Noone sees him, not even the elite guards of the green-planet. Possibly he is not even there... But the forests are not dreaming ever. At least the regular forests not. But the forest on the green-planet is not a regular one. It feels his presence, somehow it senses that the naked old man who is not even there kneels down and digs out a small plant from the wery heart of the forest. When his image disappears from the semi-dream of the forest, a well-coded transmission arrives from the massive cloaked port what floats behind the planet.{

A 'loah 'ere Moa'Forax, or how o'ers call zee Green-thum'

I 're Childe Salvia Jozsuah. I 're walka' on meh bare foot among ze starz.
Neg o'ers cudda zalk in 're name, zo 'ave to hear meh sayin'ere
Zurn 'at on me childe Lali. 'ey wonna unzand areh 'efor.

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<<Translator at 75 percent>>
<<Translation quality sufficient>>

We know thee. And we were aware of your arrival.
Thee already sensed our presence. Thee know who we are.
We offer thee the following, and thee will accept as thee know we.

*The old man pauses than stares to the camera and a somewhat green and brown shine appears in his eyes for a flashing moment. After that he continues speaking.*

The young lady does not speak in the name of everyone, even if she is a praised and trusted popess of Discordia what most uf us follows. We always had our colonias in the Omicrons even when others missed out these paths of their caravan path, we were here as anywhere else. Silently. Hidden. Among the lowest classes of our kind, even on the shileded port of planet P. what most zoners seemed to abandon so far.
Now lets talk about the port o'Samsara.
We have here three gardens on the port 23th. Or more precisely we have space here for three, and this space is empty of plants for now. Two of them are small, private and will remain silent and usual to grant place for our dreamers to dream along with no voices and souls in their mind. Thee know why should we need that since thee share the Plains of Altered Existence with some of our dreamers.
The last one, the biggest one with more than twice of the size of the other two together, will speak and sing to us. Will keep thinking and produce us resources what only thee can grant us. In exchange for the seeds of thee, we allow thee to live and travel with us. Thee will see our children growing up. Thee will reach the most various places and receive what thee need to grow strong.
One of our bloodlines, the Potprodz already voluntied to embrace you and take care of the gardens of port23th.
*the man pauses and looks deeply to the cam*
Everyone else will stay untouched by thee if thee accept what I offer. I repeat. Everyone else than the bloodline of the Potprods will stay untouched on the port.
But the Potprodz are willing to take care of thee for the existence of port23. Forewer.
In addition of that we grant thee a quarter on stage3 for an additional 133 humanoid follower of the...
<<un-translatable term>>
<<closest match found>>
<<term replaced >> ...Forest Mother, sorrounded by the quarters of the Potprodz familias.
Give me the sign if thee found my offer worthy, and I open the empty gardens to embrace your seeds.

That is the most what I can offer thee now, and I know thee understand that it is not a small thing. It is your turn to decide.


Childe ol Salvia

voivod of

the Samsarians

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{~ Transmission Terminated ~}
{~ Signal Lost ~}

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To The [TAZ], and other Zoners - moebus - 12-03-2010

:::Incomming Transmission:::
:::From Dankien Moebus, Freeport XV, Administrator:::
:::To The Spore:::

Greetings,

I am an Omicroners, member of a group of zoners living in the omicron-74 system close to omicron-Kappa system. We sometime dock on Kappa's planet to buy water and oxygen to supply our bases; I hope it does not arm your ecosystem. If so, inform us about it, we will low our demand. Regarding the services you can provide, I am sure our research team leaded by Mr Marco Cabulb will be very interested. As manager of omicroners stocks I would be specially interested in seeds because I think we could use it in our biodoms. Pharmaceutics is also of great interest. I propose Omicroners send a delegation to The Crucible so we can meet directly and find some agreement that would benefit for all.

Dankien Moebus
:::End of Transmission:::

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To The [TAZ], and other Zoners - Fran - 12-03-2010

Incoming Transmission
Source: The Spore
Location: The Crucible, Omicron Kappa

It warms my roots to hear such a positive and pleasant response, and we in turn we extend our literal olive branch in friendship.

Firstly, I must comment on the beauty of your garden Mr. Holiday, Such a lush collection of life is a truly touching sight for our kind, more than you may know.

We look forward to meeting others, as we thrive on human companionship as much as non-thinking plants. We also give our consent to be studied, as in understanding there is accomplishment.

To those who wish to study us, I regret to inform you that it will not be practical to do so by visiting The Crucible. We were given a section of land to seed by the natives of this planet, that is planet Primus. As you may know already the radiation here can burn human flesh from the bone.

It is difficult for us to operate star ships, as in order for one of us to have the mental capacity to do so a large amount of root mass is required. It is difficult to rig a ship to support that much plant life. However we do hope to procure colony ships in the near future, which will allow us to visit you outside this world, at that time we will gladly provide samples for medical and scientific research as well as seed for agricultural uses.

May sunlight find your leaves.

End of Transmission

::Short-range radio transmission from the planets surface::
::To: The Samsarian ship::

The offer is good. Seeds will be delivered shortly.

Show us what you wish to grow. We can mimic and duplicate any non-thinking Earth plant.

::Message ends::

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To The [TAZ], and other Zoners - moebus - 12-03-2010

:::Incomming Transmission:::
:::From Dankien Moebus, Freeport XV, Administrator:::
:::To The Spore:::

Greetings,

I think you may have misunderstood my will. I am proposing a meeting only to meet you in person, not for studying or take samples. Human beings usually likes to meet other living beings in person, especially at first time, it is at least our case. You can see it as a human tradition and can interpret it as a friendly move of Omicroners. However, if you feel uncomfortable with it I will respect that and we will continue to contact you through this electronic channel.
You said you have seeds, I am really interested in it and I will be pleased to provide something to you in exchange.

Dankien Moebus
:::End of Transmission:::

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To The [TAZ], and other Zoners - Doc Holliday - 12-04-2010

*incoming transmission*
Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday
Location: Shasta Orbital Skyhook, Baffin System
To: The Spore
Location: The Crucible, Omicron Kappa

Greetings Again,

Oh, I'm not going to research your kind. The most I might ask for is some scans so that I can add you to my database. Who knows, one day that may come in handy.

As you cannot easily come to me, I will make a trip to you. I will prepare my colony hospital, Med.Force.One, for a trip out there. When there, you can visit and see some of our biodome production for yourself. Of course, I just want us to get to know each other a bit better.

Let me know if this interest you and we'll arrange a meeting.

Yours in Eris,
Dr. John Henry Holliday

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To The [TAZ], and other Zoners - Fran - 12-05-2010

Incoming Transmission
Source: The Spore
Location: The Crucible, Omicron Kappa

We do understand the value of meeting in person for social reasons, however it won't be possible to do so at the Crucible. Not yet at least... The Crucible is a sacred place to us, and must be kept closed to outsiders. I'm sure you understand.

However our seed ships are quite capable of space travel, so we would be pleased to come and visit any who would welcome it. Perhaps even survey unused space for potential seeding in the future while are there.

End of Transmission

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To The [TAZ], and other Zoners - Camtheman Of Freelancer4Ever - 12-05-2010

Incoming Transmission
Adress: Freeport 11 General Communication Redirection Sattelite, Omicronium Deltion
Origin: [ZF]Glorious.Advance
Speaker: Honorable Primary Guardian Marvin James Orphelia

Administrator and Primary Guardian of Freeport 11 here...

I've got to say, im a bit skeptical. I've always thought vegetables were for eating or selling...
Not for conducting complex diplomatic relations with... Hmm...

Have you fellows ever met Cardimine? If so... If Cardimine is the devil to you... ... Then what is 'god'?
Roses? The common dandilion?

Teheheehehe... ahaha.. haha... I am sorry, I had a bit of... 'pollenation' with some synthetic marijuana that happens to live across from the stream.... ... .. teeheehehe...

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