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The Backstory of The Nomads - Hone - 05-28-2011
PRELUDE
[00:00:05] Hone Nathan: aaargh
[00:00:11] Hone Nathan: midnight
[00:00:24] Hone Nathan: marcus
[00:00:34] Hone Nathan: im speaking to you from the future
[00:00:53] Hone Nathan: though it is only may 28th in your time
[00:00:59] Hone Nathan: I am in may 29th
[00:01:04] Hone Nathan: its horrible
[00:01:09] Hone Nathan: aliens have enslaved makind
[00:01:14] Marcus: Really? I do this all the time
[00:01:16] Hone Nathan: you must warn the government!
[00:01:33] Marcus: Hmm, no wait! I can place a bet!
[00:01:54] Marcus: Aliens will invade, the odds will be great!
[00:02:07] Hone Nathan: as thier first act
[00:02:10] Hone Nathan: they destroyed all bookies
[00:02:16] Marcus: Quick man, look at the lotto results!
[00:02:58] Marcus: Doesn't matter as long I can my money from them first
The Backstory of The Nomads - Hone - 05-28-2011
BOOK 1
[00:04:38] Hone Nathan: after many adventures
[00:05:03] Hone Nathan: marcus and hone discover that marcus placing the bet was what caused the aliens to invade in the first place
[00:05:06] Hone Nathan: Oh the Irony!
[00:05:19] Hone Nathan: So hone sent a message back in time
[00:05:25] Marcus: But none the less they retired happily with a vast fortune
[00:05:26] Hone Nathan: warning marcus about the alien invasion
[00:05:28] Hone Nathan: however...
[00:06:44] Marcus: However Hone hasn't been keeping up to date with his sci fi and failing to reconise the startard paradox which plagues every television series!
[00:07:17] Hone Nathan: What a fool!
[00:08:49 | Edited 00:09:07] Marcus: Mean while on planet Earth the invading armies get lost in the Vagas casinos and are forced to gamble their weapons away for directions
[00:10:24] Hone Nathan: weaponless, the alien armies are driven off
[00:10:58 | Edited 00:11:41] Hone Nathan: but one gambled alien "pearl" now on the mantlepiece of the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! begins to shake
[00:11:04] Hone Nathan: cracks appear
[00:11:21] Hone Nathan: cut to outside
[00:11:25 | Edited 00:12:23] Hone Nathan: an inhuman cry is heard
[00:12:50] Marcus: The parents of the newbron baby press charges of kidnaping and slavely against the President
[00:13:47] Marcus: Forcing him to make reperations and to tapdance across the state
[00:16:04] Marcus: A movie crew flim the entire event releasing a new best seller
[00:18:06] Marcus: Uh, your turn. I started runnig out of ideas at tapdancing
[00:21:23] Hone Nathan: The movie is taken aboard one of the departing alien spaceships
[00:21:37] Hone Nathan: which due to its super light speed drive
[00:21:53] Hone Nathan: and time dilation arrives at its destiantion before it left
[00:21:57] Hone Nathan: its destiantion?
[00:22:05] Hone Nathan: THE ALIEN HOME PLANET
[00:22:09] Hone Nathan: DUN DUN DAAHH
[00:22:13] Hone Nathan: TO BE CONTINUED
The Backstory of The Nomads - Hone - 05-28-2011
BOOK 2
[00:24:11 | Edited 00:24:18] Marcus: And now the Conclusion:
The ship arrived with the crew dead but...
The movie was worshiped as a prophcy causing the aliens to created a vast fleet bent to rid the Galaxy of gambling tapdancing deamons
[00:25:13] Marcus: The punishment for every crime was replaced with tapdancing and prisons were converted to dance schools.
The Backstory of The Nomads - Hone - 05-28-2011
Aknowledgements:
[00:29:19] Marcus: No drugs were used in the production of this movie
[00:29:30] Hone Nathan: we couldnt afford them
[00:29:38] Hone Nathan: so we made do with standing up very quickly