To Bretonia Armed Forces high command - Yaoquizque - 08-06-2011
Fnordnet transmission, Node #23 Wrote:++ Source : Golden Apple Corps ++
++ Destination : Bretonia Armed Forces high command ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : omega ++
++ Transmission begins ++
What we are says little,
does less,
means nothing.
Hello there.
My name is Betty.
I was chosen to contact Bretonia regarding a request we would like to ask. I indeed worked for a while in Bretonia. I had some debts there after some 'errors of youth', so to speak.
Anyway... Back to the subject.
I'm a member of the 'Dancing star' cabal. We decided to leave Baffin a while ago. To do so, we gathered a lot of flax to build a colony vessel.
Ages it's being built. But it's almost finished.
The vessel belongs to the Jinkusu class. However we decided it would be totally unarmed.
I'm contacting you today to request free passage for our home in Bretonia sovereign space :
- We wouldn't Loiter in your space more than a week.
- We wouldn't help any criminals while in Bretonia space.
- We are well aware you are at war with Kusari.... We wouldn't help any side nor give intel about what we see in Bretonia.
- We would contact an officer of the primary fleet if possible when we're about to enter in Bretonia space, to inform the high command of our presence.
Well... I can guess what you are thinking... A Jinkusu in Bretonian space? No way on earth. Let me humbly remind you we will hardly be a menace, as we won't have any offensive capability.
Please consider us as a colony vessel, not as a military ship.
Anyway, the callsign of our new home will be [TAZ]Golden.Apple.Corps, as soon as it will be fully operational.
Well gentlemen? Please let us know what your decision will be regarding our request.
Thanks for your time.
23's!
++ And when men become free then mankind will be free ++
++ May you be free of The Curse of Greyface ++
++ May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes ++
++ May you have the knowledge of a sage ++
++ and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris. ++
++ End of transmission ++
To Bretonia Armed Forces high command - Yaoquizque - 08-09-2011
++ Accessing Fnordnet node #5235-23-55555 ++
++ Neuralnet junction confirmed ++
++ Refreshing pulse ++
++ Cause : No reply ++
To Bretonia Armed Forces high command - Yaoquizque - 08-17-2011
Fnordnet transmission, Node #23 Wrote:++ Source : Golden Apple Corps ++
++ Destination : Bretonia Armed Forces high command ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : omega ++
++ Transmission begins ++
What we are says little,
does less,
means nothing.
Kallisti again.
I can imagine easily you are quite busy these days.
Let me however humbly repeat our request.
Awaiting patiently your answer.
23's.
++ And when men become free then mankind will be free ++
++ May you be free of The Curse of Greyface ++
++ May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes ++
++ May you have the knowledge of a sage ++
++ and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris. ++
++ End of transmission ++
To Bretonia Armed Forces high command - Rubber_Duck - 08-18-2011
**** Establishing Communication Network ****
*** Connecting ... ***
** Link engaged **
* incoming Transmission*
Encryption: sender
![[Image: baf.jpg]](http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/9523/baf.jpg)
Hail, Miss Betty.
After having been revieved by the admiralty, your request crossed my desk. I regret that I have to inform you, that your request will be denied at first, out of simple reasons.
Bretonia finds itself in difficult times yet, so that it, which would be needed, can't spare a single fighter to have a randomly overview over your actions, most of our officers are busy dealing with internal and external affairs. Also, we would not be glad having a foreign battleship class vessel cruising around in bretonian sovereign space, even if unarmed.
And last but not least, it isn't clearly stated which purpose your
Quote:- We wouldn't Loiter in your space more than a week.
has. By saying that you want to be treated as a colony ship, I wonder... what does Bretonia offer, to be colonized? Why a week?
With best regards, and all respect
Commodore Sir Finlay O'Dukes, Lord Hamilton
8th Fleet, Battleship York, Leeds system
* End of Transmission *
** Disconnecting **
*** Disengaging Comm Link ***
**** Signal Lost ****
To Bretonia Armed Forces high command - Yaoquizque - 08-20-2011
Fnordnet transmission, Node #23 Wrote:++ Source : Betty ++
++ Destination : Commodore Sir Finlay O'Dukes ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : omega ++
++ Transmission begins ++
What we are says little,
does less,
means nothing.
Kallisti, Milord.
Given the last news, i can understand your resources may be limited.
The cabal is however not asking you to divert any.
Please allow me to clarify a few points :
- Why a 'Jinkusu' class vessel ?
Our cabal is a Discordian entity or 'sect'. We are currently more than 2300 people.
All those people could never live in a vessel with a small tonnage. We considered to commission a liner, however such vessels are not well fitted for autonomy over a long period of time.
Now we know the reputation of the 'Jinkusu'. The ships built using that legendary design pattern were sometimes used for war - and they fulfilled that role with efficiency, so i heard.
The cabal was however looking for a home, not a mean to harm or destroy others.
It was decided that ship would totally unarmed, to state clearly the Golden Apple Corps would be our home, not a templar or military vessel.
But i understand your point. This will technically still be a Battleship, even if harmless.
We hoped you would agree to consider it as a colony; A home accommodating a lot of people.
- Why loitering in Bretonia ?
We are Discordians, and thus, believe in things you might find strange. One of them is some places, such as the Geode, are odd energy nexuses, favorable for meditation, magick rituals and others spiritual activities.
We are looking for those places, to allow our popes to consult their pineal around those nexuses to see what the Goddess will whisper to them.
Many of us also never left Baffin. They are curious about the people of Sirius's cultures and would like to learn what they can from them.
Rest assured we do not seek to convert people to Discordianism, however. The Erisians respect others beliefs.
The cabal will have a home very soon : The Golden Apple Corps. We do not seek to settle anywhere in Bretonia.
- What were we asking ?
We were asking two things :
- To be able to transit via Bretonia sovereign space to reach places we couldn't travel to without Bretonia's permission.
- To be able to stop for a moment in your space to carry on our Discordian activities.
The cabal decided to set a week as the maximum time spent in Bretonia space arbitrarily.
We hoped that amount of time would be short enough to not bother Bretonia's subjects and authorities.
I'm humbly asking you, milord, to reconsider all those points.
We won't invade Bretonia. The Golden Apple Corps won't even moor to any of your bases.
We aren't asking any particular protection from Bretonia Armed Forces. Our proposition to inform the Primary Fleet of our presence any time we would enter in Bretonia seemed to be the minimum courtesy to us.
However, if you do not wish to negotiate this further, i will understand.
I took the liberty to comment those points since the permission of Bretonia is quite important for us.
The easiest way to reach Omega 49 is indeed via Bretonia space.
I bid you a good evening.
23's.
++ And when men become free then mankind will be free ++
++ May you be free of The Curse of Greyface ++
++ May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes ++
++ May you have the knowledge of a sage ++
++ and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris. ++
++ End of transmission ++
To Bretonia Armed Forces high command - arvg - 08-20-2011
**********
**INCOM**
ID: Sir Jack Fraser, Duke of Norfolk
HMS-DAGOBAZ
**********
Dear Mister battleship commander,
your warship, no matter the conditions of the weapons, will never... let me be very clear on this...
*Produces a blackboard and picks up a meter stick to tap the letters*
Never, an adverb of frequency that indicates that it will be a very cold day in hell before something happens.
I do hope you understand it, if not I can spell it out for you.
N-E-V-E-R
Not - Ever
No Never...
Will your over-sized roaming hippy van be allowed anywhere near Bretonia. In fact, I am salivating at the thought of it crossing our lines, because I assure you, my boys will enjoy riddling it full of holes, boarding it, dragging what is left of your sorry carcasses out of your panic rooms, preferably screaming and crying, and cordially booting your woe-begotten hides out of Bretonia.
Don't Waste my time again!
Bloody Zoners.
As ever, in service to Her Majesty,
Her Majesty's Most Diligent Interdiction Wing
Bretonian Armed Forces.
**ENDCOM**
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To Bretonia Armed Forces high command - Yaoquizque - 08-20-2011
Fnordnet transmission, Node #23 Wrote:++ Source : Golden Apple Corps ++
++ Destination : Jack Fraser ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : alpha ++
++ Transmission begins ++
What we are says little,
does less,
means nothing.
That is clear enough.
Thanks for your kind words.
++ And when men become free then mankind will be free ++
++ May you be free of The Curse of Greyface ++
++ May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes ++
++ May you have the knowledge of a sage ++
++ and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris. ++
++ End of transmission ++
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