To Sirius - Printable Version

To: [color=#FFFFFF]Ministry of Truth mass mailer
Comm. ID: Commissar Leon Mendel
Priority: HIGH
Subject: Adamant Denial

---Communications Opened---

The Coalition categorically denies that it has ever, nor will ever operate in Sigma-17. We have no interest there, nor do we have any operations taking part in that location.

Rumours to the contrary are exactly that, rumours.

We most certainly do not have a vessel called the CPS-Suzhou, and that vessel was not spotted by freelancers doing anything un-towards.

Any who say the opposite are liars, thieves and miscreants intent on disrupting the harmonious balance of order in Sirius.

Also, I would like to take this opportunity to repeat that we have no intention of doing anything for Elder Montesuma's birthday.

Leon Mendel
Commissariat of Public Relations

---Communications Terminated--

To Sirius - Curios - 11-04-2011

..:[Signal Received]:..
..:[Transmission Started]:..
..:[Encryption level: HIGH]:..

.. Open Video Channel ..

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.. ID: Mercenary, Remilia Scarlet ..
.. Location: .. Signal source is moving, unable to determine exact location ..

.. message begins ..

Thanks for warnin' good sir, your position toward never-happened-events will be sure-as-hell considered no matter what.

I'm painting my room in red for a reason i don't know.

I don't even.

/Signed Remilia Scarlet

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..:[Transmission Closed]:..

To Sirius - jammi - 11-04-2011

To: Adamant Denial.
From: Larry MacTavish.
RE: Clearing out the inbox.

[AUDIO CAPTURE]

Taptaptap. Click. Tap.

"Ach, best clear out the inbox. Viagra, Viagra, male enhancements, Rheinlandic prince in peril, Viagra, porn, Viagra, pyramid scheme, Coalition in denial... Well, everyone knew that. Jesus... That bugger's got one hell of a set of wrinkles, too. Down the lavvie with you!"

Tap.

"All selected inbox entries have been deleted."

"Plop, and flush!"

[TRANSMISSION TERMINATED]

To Sirius - Pancakes - 11-04-2011

Openning Channel.... Complete
[color=#FF6600]Transferring Codes.... Complete
Sender ID: Amanda Cloud

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G'day! *Tips her mini hat and throws it away*
Wait, I don't even care...

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Closing Channel... Complete

To Sirius - Price_ - 11-04-2011

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---Incoming Transmission---
---Location: Newark Station---
---Comm ID: Brock Mathews---

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Good to know, not that I'm even sure what 90% of what you said even means.

However if you commies ever need a loan I'm sure I could work up something for you, you'd have to pay interest through the nose though... but I'd give you one all the same.

To Sirius - AceJoker - 11-04-2011

"If you say so..." the voice chuckles as it fades away.

To Sirius - aerelm - 11-04-2011

-- Incoming Image file --
-- Source: Encrypted --

[Image: coalition2.jpg]

-- End of Message --
-- Signal Lost --

To Sirius - Hoban.Washburne - 11-05-2011

---Incoming Transmission---
---Comm ID: Hoban R. Washburne, Manager, USI Department of Trade---
---Subject: Re: To Sirius---
---Location: The USI Vessel Yorktowne, Trenton Outpost, New York System---

---EMBEDDED VIDEO DETECTED---

---BEGIN AUDIO TRANSMISSION---

"What is this mess? Oh, it's just more spam from them commie freakoids...'we deny this, we deny that.' Must be tough living in so much denial about themselves..."

***Sets Modified Rule for Message Filter: Auto-Delete Coalition Spam***

"Takes care of that. Now, back to this paperwork on the Wartime Stimulus Package...very interesting..."

---END AUDIO/VIDEO TRANSMISSIONS---

To Sirius - Xenord - 11-05-2011

***Establishing uplink****

***Uplink established

Source: Uknown
From: Unknown

Denial is a lie

Mendel is a lie

Red Dawn is a lie

***Closing channel***

To Sirius - arvg - 11-05-2011

To: [color=#FFFFFF]Ministry of Truth mass mailer
Comm. ID: Commissar Leon Mendel
Priority: HIGH
Subject: Adamant Denial

---Communications Opened---

Is this thing still on? tsk tsk tsk... As usual it attracts the same old simpletons, Mercenary prostitutes, and deluded politcos.

on that note then *Turns off channel and goes back to a good book*

Leon Mendel
Commissariat of Public Relations

---Communications Terminated--