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A vereh angreh transmisshun to da Lib'ty Rogues - Durandal - 11-24-2011 *** [color=#993300]INCOMING TRANSMISSION ***
Source: Jimmeh Engvall, Battlebarge Be Good At It, Rochester base, New York Destination: Da Lib'ty Rogues Subject: Traitorous Wench Priority: Read it before ah snap yer frakkin' necks [font=Comic Sans Ms]WOT DA FRAK IS DIS!? Now since ye'll obviously be thinkin' da same thing since -nobody- seems ta 'ave an imagination anymore, ah got da ship from an old friend, and ah'm not a damn 'sair sympathizer, which ah tried tah explain ta 'er before she shot me. Now apparently dat crazy bitch can't git it through her head dat she's shootin' 'er friends. I've known da Rogues fer many years, perhaps not under yer current leadahship, but enough to have gotten myself some shiny toys. A battlebarge, da Be Good At It, and da guns on mah boat dere. So if ye could take da time ta sort 'dis out so yer lackies don't side wit' a cruisah, liberatah, an' LABC ta blow up mah goddamn ship in da future, it'd be all sortsa shiny, since dere used ta be a time when allegiances were determined by who a person was, not the damn boat dat dey fly. Now in case ye'll be needin' some documentation an all, 'ere, 'ave yerself a look at dese. File 01 File 02 So yer, git back ta me on dis. [font=Comic Sans Ms]*** [color=#993300]TRANSMISSION TERMINATED ***
A vereh angreh transmisshun to da Lib'ty Rogues - Altejago - 11-25-2011 Incoming Transmission: [color=#FF0000]High Encryption From: [color=#000000]Moka Rank: [color=#000000]Pirate Warlord To: [color=#000000]Mr Loud Mouth Subject: [color=#000000]You threatening me, boy? What in the name of Hale's undies is this? Some jumped up little twat havin' 'avin' go at me and my lads about some dick in a ship of ours..... Lemme tell you something ya jumped up little punk, I don't give a Gaian bovine excrement about your little whinge If yer gunna approach me like that, expect a kick up the rectum I get it the venerable Queen Eva gave you priviledges You might just be a friend of the Family So start treating the Liberty Rogues like it, before laying down empty threats You wanna try approaching me in a more civil manner So I can deal with your little issue? Other wise I'll give that sod a medal and the chest to pin it on So, shall we start again? ~Moka~ A vereh angreh transmisshun to da Lib'ty Rogues - Durandal - 11-25-2011 [font=Comic Sans Ms]*** [color=#993300]INCOMING TRANSMISSION ***
Source: Jimmeh Engvall, Battlebarge Be Good At It, Rochester base, New York Destination: Da Lib'ty Rogues Subject: Traitorous Wench Priority: Read it before ah snap yer frakkin' necks [font=Comic Sans Ms]Damn straight ah'm threatenin' yer arse. Wha'd yew think ah was doin', playin' cards? Ah've spread more blood and gore alone den yer band o' sissie pirates, yew don' have a goddamn clue who yer messin' wit', do yew? AH'M JIMMEH FRAKKIN' ENGVALL, AN' DIS MEANS WAR! YEW 'EAR ME? WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- [color=#FFFFFF]*The transmission continues on, screaming indefinitely until the power presumably gives out and it terminates mid scream[color=#FFFFFF]* [font=Comic Sans Ms]*** [color=#993300]TRANSMISSION TERMINATED ***
A vereh angreh transmisshun to da Lib'ty Rogues - Altejago - 11-25-2011 Incoming Transmission: [color=#FF0000]High Encryption From: [color=#000000]Moka Rank: [color=#000000]Pirate Warlord To: [color=#000000]Mr Loud Mouth Subject: [color=#000000]War... Heh... Heheh... Hahaha! HAHAHA!!! H A H A H A H A H A ! ! ! ! Oh crikies, you make me laugh.... Pissing my self laughing here... Hahahaha!! Hahah... hrmpf.... You'll die, punk ~Moka~ A vereh angreh transmisshun to da Lib'ty Rogues - Durandal - 11-25-2011 [font=Comic Sans Ms]*** [color=#993300]INCOMING TRANSMISSION ***
Source: Jimmeh Engvall, Battlebarge Be Good At It, Rochester base, New York Destination: Da Lib'ty Rogues Subject: WAR! Priority: Read it before ah snap yer frakkin' necks [font=Comic Sans Ms]Rite, ah'll die like the repairship an' destroyah dat just asploded in yer back yard? [color=#FFFFFF][font=Comic Sans Ms]*** [color=#993300]TRANSMISSION TERMINATED ***
A vereh angreh transmisshun to da Lib'ty Rogues - Altejago - 11-25-2011 Incoming Transmission: [color=#FF0000]High Encryption From: [color=#000000]Moka Rank: [color=#000000]Pirate Warlord To: [color=#000000]Mr Phallus Subject: [color=#000000]Can ya tie it in a knot? It's ok It takes you to go crying to a bunch of hippies Who come to raid my home system for you to feel big And good about yourself Bravo! Bravo! Hiding under the skirts of a bunch of f.... maggots Makes you a very big man That is all, nothing more to say to you Transmission is terminated ~Moka~ |