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Liberty Navy broadcast - The Republic Of Liberty - 12-19-2011
[font=agency fb][color=#FFFFFF]WE INTERUPT YOUR LATE NIGHT EROTIC HOLO-MOVIE TO BRING YOU THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE FROM THE LIBERTY NAVY RECRUITMENT OFFICE.
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Are you tired of civilian life? Lacking excitment, drive or purpose? Not enough eye-candy in your life?
[font=agency fb]JOIN THE LIBERTY NAVY!
If you needed any more persuasion, how about we introduce some of the ladies of the Navy. These fearless girls have courage, dedication and commitment to their country. Can you meet their expectations?
Serve under high command members such as Commodore Christina Robinson
Serve under high command members such as Commodore Christina Robinson
![[Image: ChristinaRobinson.jpg]](http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj86/jihadjoe86/ChristinaRobinson.jpg)
She wants YOU to join up. Just be careful incase she calls you to her office for 'discipline'.
Despite her appearance, Commodore Robinson is a trusted member of David Hale's high command team. Decisive and pro-active, she just loves to hear about servicemen who are capable of meeting her expectations of professionalism and competance.
Despite her appearance, Commodore Robinson is a trusted member of David Hale's high command team. Decisive and pro-active, she just loves to hear about servicemen who are capable of meeting her expectations of professionalism and competance.
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Fly alongside officers like Lieutenant Natalie Cahoone
![[Image: NatalieCahoone2.jpg]](http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj86/jihadjoe86/NatalieCahoone2.jpg)
Lieutenant Cahoone is one of the Navy's finest ace pilots. Who wouldn't want to have this excellent example of an officer on their wing? She's got the skills to match her looks. Natalie can often be seen patrolling New York space.
Keeping Liberty safe, in style.
Keeping Liberty safe, in style.
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And don't forget Vice Admiral Lucia Defmir
![[Image: LuciaDefmir2.jpg]](http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj86/jihadjoe86/LuciaDefmir2.jpg)
Frontline fighter Lucia Defmir is the newest member of the high command structure. With the courage of a lioness and the detemination to match, Lucia keeps herself in top physical condition. Often seen flying with the Fleet Admiral himself (and who doesn't envy him for that?), she's one to be trusted in even the roughest of situations.
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And finally Captain Catherine Raven.
![[Image: CatherineRaven3.jpg]](http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj86/jihadjoe86/CatherineRaven3.jpg)
When Captain Raven isn't leading her wing of fighters to victory on the front lines, she's in Virginia training the next generation of ace pilots. Under her guidance YOU TOO could become the best. Maybe if you're lucky she'll give you a little one-to-one tuition.
Find details of the recruitment process at this neuralnet address.
Follow the on screen instructions and start your new dynamic life.
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[font=agency fb]SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Join up today if you want to serve with officers like these.
Time to prove you're man enough to fly alongside the ladies of the...
[color=#FFFFFF][font=agency fb]LIBERTY NAVY
Join up today if you want to serve with officers like these.
Time to prove you're man enough to fly alongside the ladies of the...
[color=#FFFFFF][font=agency fb]LIBERTY NAVY
Find details of the recruitment process at this neuralnet address.
Follow the on screen instructions and start your new dynamic life.
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[font=agency fb][color=#FFFFFF]We will now return you to your scheduled programming.
Liberty Navy broadcast - Dashiell - 12-20-2011
:: Incoming Transmission ::
comm id : Commander Virgil redline, Liberty Navy
message begins:
To any and all drooling idiots about to sign their lives away to the Liverty Slavy, DONT DO IT!
It's all lies! There's no boobs n' butts in the Navy. Well, there is but the heads attached to said boobs n' butts are evil. EVIL I tell you!
Commodore Robinson, for example, is a total Satan. They had to holoshop the horns off her head. She's a complete dominatrix. This describes her best:
WARNING, RUDE STUFF AHEAD
http://z0r.de/380
And Cahoone's file is also a lie. Everyone knows she never showers!
And, and Defmir... Im not even sure if she's a real woman. The amount of muscles on that humanoid are just frightening. You could smash a Rheinland cruiser on those abdomen!
As for Raven's 'training', make sure you bring viagra or she'll kill you!
Don't fall for it kiddies, i's no glory and fresh sweaty female flesh here! it's all about being pushed around for a chump change by women who are constantly on their periods.
end of message.
Liberty Navy broadcast - Ryummel - 12-20-2011
End of the shift, late night over Fort Bragg. Ashfield jumped off his Guardian's cockpit and walked through the hangar towards the exit. Halfway there, he came across a group of five pilots sitting next to another Guardian. "What is it gents? Monday nite poker game?" Ashfield said once he approached them, just to prove himself wrong as he noticed the holo-projector in front of the group and the content being broadcasted. He jaw dropped for long 30 seconds.
"Eeeh, did I just see Robinson with just a towel on? Because I think I JUST saw Robinson with JUST a towel on..." Then he turned around and walked away quickly. "Sorry Aleesha, I swear, just parasites in my head" he muttered.
Liberty Navy broadcast - valen - 12-20-2011
Incoming transmission
"I once tried to have my way with Christina.... Now I'm in jail."
"I once tried to have my way with Christina.... Now I'm in jail."
Signed, Wilder
End trasmissionLiberty Navy broadcast - Rodent - 12-20-2011
Lewis was sitting in his room after a few hours at the lounge. Browsing the extranet, he found a very interesting suggested page, and went to it.
After looking at it for a good five minutes, he shook his head.
Fakes, obviously, He said to himself. Robinson has at least twenty more kilos than that.
It was funny how the navy could angle for extra recruits in the time of war. Shaking his head, he went to sleep.
Liberty Navy broadcast - Rapur - 12-20-2011
The angry failed miner, George Smith, sits down on his couch to watch some mindless hispanian soap opera after a hard day of work in the mines. He opens up a bottle of beer and turns on his TV. He sees this commercial and starts muttering to himself.
"Poor recruits. If they would know, that these girls are actually hairy guys.."
He scratches his balls.
"MARIA! Bring me another beer, or I will have to beat you up again!"
Liberty Navy broadcast - Fat.Igor - 12-20-2011
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]*Jimmy was sitting in his cell when he saw the commercial on the TV. He started yelling at the TV like the whole universe is going to come down.*
WHAT? YOU'RE ADVERTISING WITH THOSE CRAZY [color=#3366FF][censored] [color=#3366FF][censored] [censored] ? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU CRAZY [censored] BASTARDS THAT TRY GO SIGN UP TO GET SOME [censored] FROM NATALIE.
THE [censored] DONT WANNA GIVE UP THAT [censored]. SO BEFORE YOU SIGN UP TO TRY AND NAIL THAT LITTLE [censored] THINK AGAIN, BEFORE YOU END UP IN JAIL LIKE ME.
THAT [censored] RAVEN LOOKS LIKE SHES READY TO GIVE IT UP THOUGH!
THE [censored] DONT WANNA GIVE UP THAT [censored]. SO BEFORE YOU SIGN UP TO TRY AND NAIL THAT LITTLE [censored] THINK AGAIN, BEFORE YOU END UP IN JAIL LIKE ME.
THAT [censored] RAVEN LOOKS LIKE SHES READY TO GIVE IT UP THOUGH!
GUARD, GUAAARD YOU STUPID DUMB PIECE OF [censored] [color=#3366FF][censored], TELL ALL OF THOSE [censored] TO COME SEE ME IN MY CELL I'LL TEAR THEIR [censored] [censored] RIGHT HERE AND NOW.
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]*He gets distracted by another guard and starts yelling in another direction*
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOU DUMB PIECE OF [color=#3366FF][censored] [censored], YOU BETTER PUT THAT TAZER DOWN, YOU HEAR ME YOU STUPID PIECE OF [censored]?
Liberty Navy broadcast - petko - 12-20-2011
After another seemingly endless shift, Lucia prepared herself for the next scheduled patrol aboard the Missouri hangars. The automated conveyor line sluggishly uploaded new ammunition, its sound was a like monotone child's goodnight song, continuously repeating itself with each upload becoming more and more tantalizing. She circled the Guardian checking the hull integrity one last time before removing the fuel supplying hose. Ship itself seemed in perfect shape, completely neglecting the extra service hours it's been put under. [color=#33CC00]''Always good to go eh? You still need a heart'¦ so that's up to me'' she thought while sliding her hand down the fighter's wing.
The calm clanking sound got abruptly interrupted by a static transmission, enough to get anyone's attention as the picture cleared out quickly. She walked to the terminal suspecting it could be the annual distress call during this late hour. Her expression remained unchanged as she browsed through the late night special advertisement until an image appeared, featuring her like free product. The text was of no concern to her, neither did she read it, walking back to the fighter Lucia gazed upon her reflection in the Guardian's glass.
She turned back again reluctantly at the recruitment poster and ran fingers gently over the right side of her face.
The calm clanking sound got abruptly interrupted by a static transmission, enough to get anyone's attention as the picture cleared out quickly. She walked to the terminal suspecting it could be the annual distress call during this late hour. Her expression remained unchanged as she browsed through the late night special advertisement until an image appeared, featuring her like free product. The text was of no concern to her, neither did she read it, walking back to the fighter Lucia gazed upon her reflection in the Guardian's glass.
She turned back again reluctantly at the recruitment poster and ran fingers gently over the right side of her face.
''I look'¦ normal.'' [color=#33CCFF]*she whispered with a slight pensive smile*
Liberty Navy broadcast - Alley - 12-20-2011
Lily was still grounded at Richmond, drinking at an alarming rate in the bar to waste time. Suddenly, the ad appeared on the bar screens, featuring girls. It took her some time to realise what happened, before starting to laugh when she saw Defmir.
"Oh hell, she grounds me for a god damn transmission and yet she poses in that stupid perverted navy recruitment thing. At least she looks natural, unlike Raven and Robinson."
Liberty Navy broadcast - Pacific - 12-20-2011
Angelina got up from the her bed in her apartment in the residential section. She made a cup of a coffee and turned the Holographic Projection on when she saw the recruitment poster she looked at the and smiled she turned away and laughed for a little bit. "My my where has this world gone to ? ". She turned off the Holographic Projection put her uniform on and looked herself in the mirror she combed her hair and said to herself. . " I look alright ".She smiled and left her apparent to report to her guardian for a patrol.