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Xenos Budget Conference - pchwang - 03-19-2008
As many of you know, the Xenos are not exactly that well equipped.
After a kusarianese farmer from Kyushu fudged up the newly appointed Xeno leader's rep hack, the Xenos were in serious need of new cash flow.
ZNOLEDR: No good foreigners...messing up rep hacks...
Kusarianese Farmer: But I'm Amish!!
*Boom, Headshot*
With this in mind, the Xenos devised a new plan. After all, they would simply lure the opposing party into paying them cold hard cash, then run away.
![[Image: buymyrock49223_0_jpg-1.gif]](http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p213/pchwang/buymyrock49223_0_jpg-1.gif)
After all, what's the worst that could happen?
Author's Note: As usual, this is a joke only... ;)
Post-post-post-post-pre-post script: 4 lulz only, k?
Xenos Budget Conference - thunderhawk40k - 03-19-2008
hey thats my rock
Xenos Budget Conference - Panzer - 03-19-2008
Uuuuu
Prospector had better not see this
(hides)
Xenos Budget Conference - Zelot - 03-19-2008
Hey, you just shot my Farmer. Thats not nice.
Xenos Budget Conference - Eppy - 03-19-2008
Old Eppy stared out the window passing through the Silverton field...and was amazed.
"DAMN somebody needs to teach those little gofers how to spell!"
Xenos Budget Conference - Reverend Del - 03-20-2008
Nathan looked out of one of the windows at Naga and saw the sign sticking out of Ouray, shaking his head he wondered who had thought up this crazy idea and better yet just who were they hoping to ensnare. Surely no-one would fall for such an abvious ploy...
Xenos Budget Conference - ioha - 03-20-2008
Sebastian Goldig had just manoeuvred the Hugin into one of the parking areas on Alcatraz. He shut down the systems and navigation screens in the cockpit and made his way to the bar. He wanted to end the day with a nice Sidewinder Fang.
At the bar, he got his Fang from the bartender and, out of boredom, looked at the large transmission screens, listing the news in a rather trashy layout.
The next newscast caught his eye. It was made up as a comical propaganda against the Xenos, yet the sternly looking Rogue commentator at the end claimed it to be a Xeno idea.
Those idiots wanna sell Ouray?! Guess they blasted their brains with some of those stolen weapons...
Sebastian rolled his eyes and took another swig of his drink.
Xenos Budget Conference - Ghhyrd - 03-20-2008
Hmm...
A fine rock indeed.
Xenos Budget Conference - Doom - 03-20-2008
Richard York to anyone out there.
If any of you maggots even thinks of buying Ouray, i will personally find you and make weird noises until you kill yourself...
Message ends
Xenos Budget Conference - Fanatic93 - 03-24-2008
Caeon was seated in the Xeno Alliance Super Secret Command Control Room That Was Secret. He ordered another drink from the bar. Their plans were coming to fruitation! Soon, gormless Liberty-dwellers would raise the money to pay for Ouray, and when they did, teams of Serpentis bombers would tow the base away so they wouldn't find it! Genius!
Now... Where had that peskey fluffy white cat gone.... "MWUAHAHAH!" *chokes on bar snacks* "ACK!"
A Xeno pilot wandered over. "Is r Zno tiem?" Caeon watched a asteroid bounce of the veiw port he was seated at. "Release the Eagles with frikin laser beams on their heads!"