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To: Everyone - The Joker - 02-26-2012

[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]
[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION APPEARS]

[Image: holoprojectionc.png]
[font=Trebuchet Ms]You! You. People. [color=#33CC00]You boring, boring people. I leave town for a several months only to come back to Sirius even more dull than before. Who's running the show these days? Ultimate Senior Citizens Holo-Chess League™? A guy like me... Lets face it -- you need a guy like me, a guy with some style, someone to keep you busy and entertained. And I surely need the audience for the upcoming shows.

So many new names, so many re-names. I find it hard to keep track these days. These new hot-shots are learning a lot slower than the ones before. Each new generation is more degenerative than the previous one. Am I the only one who notice this? Hope not. Many need to be reminded and thought of how things should be done. In order for people to listen, it's no longer enough to tap 'em on their shoulders. You gotta use an electrified mace.

Thus, ladies and gentlemen, from this day forward, every trading/mining vessel, and I DO MEAN EVERY VESSEL, with the cargo hold more than 600 units will be... pirated. FOR THE WHOLE CARGO! A-HAHA-HAHA-HAA! Either by me, or by my new gang of Jokerz, no matter where, no matter how, on the work-days and on weekends, each and every one of you will stop and drop the whole cargo -- or you'll end up with their wives/moms collecting life insurance. Am I being too harsh? A-haha-haha.

However, there's a trick! There's a... cheap way out of this. Stick around to find out more! You don't wanna be pirated and terrorized by us? Here's what you can do.


Option 1
Send 99 millions to The_Joker account. That way you'll pay the tribute, that way you'll show that you love us. Also, don't forget to send me a proof on this here channel, a proof that you payed. Simply pay and I put you on our list and you'll never get pirated again. Ever. For the end of time, or until I join the Liberty Navy. Think of it as a subscription, a ticket for your freedom to freely trade and mine.

Option 2
Put |J at the end of your trading/mining vessel's name. This is a easy way out for you busy little bees. You're a part of some greedy corporation and you find it hard to give away your hard earned money? Just put |J and I swear we won't even stop you!

Examples;
[IND]Stoned.Sunday|J
Bowex)Victoria.XIX|J
IC|Planet.Sprague|J
RepEx-Shipping|114,53|J
[TAZ]Med.Force.Fifty.One|J
Been.Tradin'.Hard.Inc|J etc.

Even if you're an independent corsair in a gunboat who wants to pirate without interruptions -- put |J! If you're some poor miner who wants to mine in peace -- put |J! Even if you're some officer in the capital ship who wants to do his duties without us on his/her tail -- put |J! If you're some silly dude flying starflier and you wanna show your support -- put |J!

Option 3
Go to hell and die. In that chronological order.


Many of our friends will have to put up with this new policy too. I apologize for that but you gotta understand that this is highly necessary. There can't be any exceptions. Message has to be sent. Everyone will be treated the same. Despite the fact that this is a cruel world -- see how fair and equal I am towards everyone? Major groups, like Hessians, Mollies and Brigands will stay our friends if they want to. They surely don't trade. Much. As for their trading/mining corporation-friends? I don't care!!! They'll drop cargo too, and/or pay a tribute and/or die.

There's not many of us at the present time, but that'll change rapidly. And for those stubborn lowfools who find this too... What? Insulting? A-haha-hahaha. Send your squadrons, send your fleets. It won't matter much. You can't shoot us down as much as we can make people rob themselves.

And I almost forgot. If you try to forbid us from docking at your stations, as perhaps some Zoners or Junkers will act -- I'll bomb your stations and shoot down your vessels on site. Same goes for greedy corporations who might put a bounty on us. Don't like this new policy? Come after us yourself. I'll respect that a lot more.

Like I've said already in the past...
I'm a man of my word.
[Image: jokerscard.png]
[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION DISAPPEARS]
[END OF TRANSMISSION]



To: Everyone - The Joker - 02-26-2012

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To: Everyone - Linkus - 02-26-2012

Incoming Transmission
Opening message
Sender: Cael Mc Cormack, Captain of the Gaelic


Greetings Mr Joker,

Your reputation preceeds you but is it a good reputation to be preceeded by?

When it comes to this new escapade of yours, I think I can speak for well, most of Sirius, when I use this little bit of old media:

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Dead, not dead, left, not left.
Who knows what you are Joker.
All I know is that I'm tired of your messages.
They have about as much threat to them as a spoon made of water.



Transmission ends
Closing message
Sender: Cael Mc Cormack, Captain of the Gaelic



To: Everyone - Username removed - 02-26-2012

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You joking me right ?

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To: Everyone - Sarawr!? - 02-26-2012

<<Incoming Transmission
<<Channel: Public
<<Target ID: The Joker
<<Sender ID: The Heavy Metal Queen

"So, -you're- back huh? Well, you may or may not know who I am, either way, whatever, it doesn't bloody matter I'm sure. In any event, I'm involved in plenty of...less than legal business, and I'd love to be left alone, or hell, I'd even love an escort now and then, but mostly, I'd loooove to be left alone, and SO, I'll uh, pay you, sometime in the next couple of days, maybe...ANYWAY, whatever...haha, lets be friends!?

Akaisha Kusunagi, Out."


[font=Fixedsys][color=#FFFFFF]End Transmission>>
Channel: Closed>>
Signal: Lost>>



To: Everyone - SA_Scavenger - 02-26-2012

Incoming Transmission

****Unidentified Misfit****
****Code Level Clearance - NONE****

But....... Joker, I thought you would be pleased with the degeneration of society? Or has the world turned into the Asylum and the Asylum become obsolete?


*Sheds a tear*

Never fear, I'm sure you will make things right once more. Unleashing your unique brand of terror on a degenerative population of quasi-boring, room temperature IQ, David Hale Wannabes. It's a damn shame.

Adios!


Transmission Closed


To: Everyone - The Joker - 02-26-2012

[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]
[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION APPEARS]

[Image: holoprojectionc.png]
' Wrote:You joking me right ?
[font=Trebuchet Ms]No. [color=#33CC00]I'm. Not.
[color=#FFFFFF][HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION DISAPPEARS]
[END OF TRANSMISSION]



To: Everyone - Hell Hunter - 02-26-2012

(---Xal checks her comm messages....---)
(--Notices this sirius wide message--))

Oh what now? Somebody lost their head down the toliet? Insane crazy space chicken on the loose destroying the houses?

(---Xal starts to read it---)

What the...
riiight..

--[Incoming Message]--
---[Comm ID: 77th... Location: Unknown.]----
--[Re-Topic: "To: Everyone]---
--[Start message.


You think this 'plan' of yours is reaaaally gonna work Joker?
[color=#FFFFFF] And to be honest, I don't think anyone would listen to your 'safety promise'

I'd love to see you try and terrorise some more... you'd probably fail at it now. Times moved on.

[font=Garamond]
-----[End Message]-----




To: Everyone - Patrolman - 02-26-2012

->Incoming transmission
->Channel: Public
->Target ID: The Joker
->Sender ID: Horatio T. Buchannon, linked via holo projektor of Luxury Liner Lichtenstein

[Image: incommingtransmission.jpg]

You remember? 3rd Navy, Unfortunally its suspended. But just one question from an old enemy.

*he push a button*

[Image: joker.png]

*laughs*

-> transmission end, hologramm disapears


To: Everyone - Cosmos - 02-26-2012

-Transmission Begins;

You again eh?

Another old face back in town,
How fortunate.

There I was thinking this whole dump just got boring, When....Voila!

I believe The days are about to become alot more entertaining.
Specially with the Newer Pilots not knowing crap about the oncoming storm.

I may have your back, it depends on which mood I'm in.

See ya around.

Halo`

Transmission Terminated-