Good evening Mr Hernandez,

I believe you got things confused a little bit. Please do not worry, I will be most happy to enlighten you. I flirt neither with intellectually inferior cockalorums nor loathsome milksops. And since you are nothing more than a lobotomised cockroach, you are disqualified on both accounts. Your clumsy attempts to appear sophisticated do not impress me. Furthermore, I consider it a personal insult that the bottle of de Jerez from 791 which you had sent me did not contain even a simple nerve-toxin. However, rest assured that the whole package, including your precious postcard, was jettisoned, in accordance with our standard procedures, into space after an initial scan. Now allow me to repay you in kind...

Kind regards,
Nicole Hunter

Good morning Mr Hernandez,

Once again I feel obliged to fill in gaps in your education. You really flatter yourself by saying that we are much alike. Let me elucidate this matter for you. You are nothing more than a Cyrenaic, an egoistic hedonist seeking to drown his existential sorrows in an never-ending festival of shallow pleasures. Being unable to deal with the senselessness of your empty life you focused your attention on making credits in a futile attempt to achieve something. On the other hand, I am more of an Epicurean. While I deny myself neither physical nor mental pleasures of the world, I do seek the perfection in the equilibrium of both body and mind. As such you could probably call me a practical Aristotelian.

You are also mistaken with regard to our mission. We are not socialists fighting for the greater good of the working class. You should view us more as Nietzscheans aware of their own potential. We do not escape, as probably Fromm would say, from freedom like the countless domesticated slaves that you call your 'employees'. While they sell their free will in exchange for a safety granted by predetermined social roles, we are not afraid to shake off the shackles of a repressive society in order to fulfil our potential. We have no illusions. There will always be more slaves than masters. However, we can always strive to awake those lions hidden amongst the lambs.

But I doubt that your limited brain capabilities will allow you to comprehend even minute part of what I have said here.

Kind regards,
Nicole Hunter

Good afternoon Mr Hernandez,

I was completely right not to expect you to understand what I have said. Expressions like 'empty waffle' or 'misogynistic rumbling' fail to mask your ignorance and incapability to comprehend the subtleties of my reasoning. Neither did I expect you to have heard that even Stirner's anarcho-individualists allowed coalitions of goals. However, I am done with the futile attempts to educate you. Time for words has come to an end. Let us hope that we can meet soon and resolve our differences in an old fashioned way.

Kind regards,
Nicole Hunter