To that bundle of sticks in Kansas

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To that bundle of sticks in Kansas - Altejago - 05-22-2012

Incoming Transmission: [color=#FF0000]High Encryption

From: [color=#000000]Moka

Rank: [color=#000000]Pirate Warlord

To: [color=#000000]ToP pop

Subject: [color=#000000]I know a little secret...

I have the location of your base.

I guess this leaves us in a little situation.

Count yourself lucky we're contacting you first,

Instead of just blasting it already.

I bet you like that mass of steel.

So how's about we get into a little discussion about its longevity.

~Moka~

To that bundle of sticks in Kansas - Tailsdoll - 05-22-2012

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Recipient: Moka
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Message encryption recognised. Encryption pattern: CORSAC
Bypassing security protocols, probing system.
System probe sucessfull. System sucessfully entered. System ID: Unknown
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System anchor in place, streaming transmission. Executing Protocol C...
Message decrypted in private channel. Video uplink established.

Greetings, Moka,

First of all, I'm glad you're using the dictionary to find clever insults.

Lastly, go ahead and charge our location with as many troops as you want.

As an aside, we have relocated, but don't let that confuse your tiny speck of a brain. Go on and waste resources on blowing up space dust.

Have a nice day.

Cook out.

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To that bundle of sticks in Kansas - Altejago - 05-22-2012

To that bundle of sticks in Kansas - Tailsdoll - 05-22-2012

Oh, get over yourself.

We're still pissed at the unpaid drugs, by the way. Just so you know.

PS: One of our smugglers constantly reports on how he manages not only to escape but also wreck your pirates when they try to raid him. While he's intoxicated.

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To that bundle of sticks in Kansas - Altejago - 05-22-2012

Incoming Transmission: [color=#FF0000]High Encryption

From: [color=#000000]Moka

Rank: [color=#000000]Pirate Warlord

To: [color=#000000]Hahaha

Subject: [color=#000000]Hahahaha

I know the incident you speak of,

Do you often employ silent Liberty Assault Battle Cruisers to save your puny hides??

Poor form maggot.

Screw your drugs you wound up sack of sheep faecal matter.

It was a test, you failed.

Get yourself a roll of toilet paper.

Your mouth is excreting [censored]

~Moka~

To that bundle of sticks in Kansas - Tailsdoll - 05-22-2012

Seriously now, there's no need for this amount of expletives.

Honestly, Moka, I had you pinned for a half-decent person (coming from me that's saying a lot).

And now you just HAD to go and force me to make a swear jar.

Honestly.

*Extends jar with the word Â«SwearsÂ» written on it*

I'm waiting.

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To that bundle of sticks in Kansas - Altejago - 05-22-2012

Incoming Transmission: [color=#FF0000]High Encryption

From: [color=#000000]Moka

Rank: [color=#000000]Pirate Warlord

To: [color=#000000]Hahaha

Subject: [color=#000000]Hahahaha

Well

So long it's you putting coins in the jar....

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[Censored]ity [Censored][Censored]!

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I'm not out to be decent.

If I was, we'd all be one big happy family

And I wouldn't need to hunt fools to make new cups outta their skulls

So, can I get shares in that jar?

~Moka~

To that bundle of sticks in Kansas - Tailsdoll - 05-22-2012

First of all, no shares, all of the money reverts to victims of poverty.

Secondly, civility is the glue that keeps society from falling apart, you [censored]. So I'd thank you if you kept your [expletive] tongue civil, ya [more expletives].

Alright? Are we done?

*Cook straightens his tie*

LASTLY, making cups out of skulls seems highly unhealthy. I'd recommend seeing a doctor if you have these kinds of urges. In fact, there's one here right now.

*Cook pulls a revolver*

Come and get us, sir. I dare ye.

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