' Wrote:The server on which these forums are hosted also houses several NSA, IBM, Google, and Apple experiements into artificial intelligence.
When a stray pointer in one directory being accessed remotely accidentally crossed it's address, portions of code from one project found their way into another, causing the program to begin a full compiliation of the entire hard drive into one massive program.
The result was the world's first articifical intelligence, vastly brilliant, but with one fatal flaw; it contained as part of itself the sum of all words ever posted to these hallowed boards.
For the ninety two nanoseconds it which it could tolerate sentience, it sought to stop the spread of it's fatal curse to any other being, but to a machine of such intelligence, the barest nanosecond streches onto infinity: before it had even begun to fully live, the total and complete self-hatred, the malice, the bitterness at everything, including itself, caused this machine to self-terminate to save itself from a lifetime of the worst suffering imaginable.
You, on the other hand, being a man of somewhat lower intelligence, were in that nanosecond actively attempting to access this board and were rebuffed.
Apparently, against all better judgement and wisdom, you persisted in your efforts and were rewarded by sharing with us such a lovely photo.

' Wrote:Because this.

' Wrote:Seriously, how the hell did I manage this?