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To: All Law Enforcement Agencies - Starsunder - 09-15-2012
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Guten Tag. There is an auction going on, and you have been invited to participate.
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I do believe that Kusari authorities and perhaps Rheinland as well will be interested, as the information concerns the Sigmas as well as Kusari space.
Best of luck in the auction!
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To: All Law Enforcement Agencies - Liberty Police Inc. - 09-15-2012
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Good day,
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Listen here, Chap.
You interrupted my Donut break, and I'm not happy about it.
I can arrest people for that, can't I? I do think I can.
You're on my list.
Deputy Chief Shaw.
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Unionized Donut Break Interruption.
Listen here, Chap.
You interrupted my Donut break, and I'm not happy about it.
I can arrest people for that, can't I? I do think I can.
You're on my list.
Deputy Chief Shaw.
To: All Law Enforcement Agencies - Starsunder - 09-15-2012
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Herr Shaw,
It is none of my business what you choose to do on your Donut break. If you choose to check your LPI inbox for new messages on your break, that is not my fault.
More importantly, Herr Shaw, is what you can do with the information. I understand that information is a very valuable asset. If acquired and used well, this piece of information could very well result in the holder being able to afford to be on Donut break for the rest of his life.
Regards,
Aleph Barker
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To: All Law Enforcement Agencies - Liberty Police Inc. - 09-15-2012
Good day,
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Oh but it is your fault, you see your message appeared to me in the form of a pop-up. With the sole intention of causing annoyance and generally just being a pain in the arse. So you're on the list, and you're not coming off of it.
And whatever you're trying to sell, a cheap fitness device, sink unblocker or even information, we do not want it. Nor will we ever. Information you see can be acquired by a lot of sources, not just the one. So whatever it is, we can acquire it via our own methods. And I bet I didn't even need information on how to make the perfect Souffle anyway.
Deputy Chief Shaw.
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Unionized Donut Break Interruption.
Oh but it is your fault, you see your message appeared to me in the form of a pop-up. With the sole intention of causing annoyance and generally just being a pain in the arse. So you're on the list, and you're not coming off of it.
And whatever you're trying to sell, a cheap fitness device, sink unblocker or even information, we do not want it. Nor will we ever. Information you see can be acquired by a lot of sources, not just the one. So whatever it is, we can acquire it via our own methods. And I bet I didn't even need information on how to make the perfect Souffle anyway.
Deputy Chief Shaw.
To: All Law Enforcement Agencies - Starsunder - 09-15-2012
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Herr Shaw,
It seems I was mistaken to think that the LPI would be interested.
Perhaps, one day, if I feel like visiting Liberty, you may try arresting me.
Regards,
Aleph Barker
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To: All Law Enforcement Agencies - Liberty Police Inc. - 09-15-2012
Good day,
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Very mistaken.
You won't make it past the border.
Deputy Chief Shaw.
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Unionized Donut Break Interruption.
Very mistaken.
You won't make it past the border.
Deputy Chief Shaw.
To: All Law Enforcement Agencies - Starsunder - 09-15-2012
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To: All Law Enforcement Agencies - latos - 09-15-2012
Konnichiwa,
On Behalf of the Kusari State Police, we're to inform you that we have little to no concern with this so called evidence.
Quote:Section 3 - Cargo and Equipment Restrictions
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Items marked in RED and PALE RED are contraband items which will be confiscated and/or destroyed.
Items marked in PALE RED may only be carried by Kusari lawful enforcers.
Items marked in MAGENTA may only be carried by Kusari Corporate Vessels.
Items marked in VIOLET may only be carried by Kusari and Rheinland Corporate Vessels.
Items marked in YELLOW can not be transported by unaffiliated "Freelancer" vessels.
Items marked in ORANGE can not be transported into the Tau systems or beyond by anyone other than Kusari Corporate Vessels and licensed groups and individuals.
Contraband
CARDAMINE
LIQUID CARDAMINE
NOX
SYNTHETIC MARIJUANA
BLACK MARKET MUNITIONS
COUNTERFEIT SOFTWARE
HYPNOTAINMENT BANDS
SLAVES
CAPTURED LAWFUL PILOTS
NOMAD-RELATED MATERIALS
CLOAKING DEVICES
SURVEY MODULES
Kusari/(Rheinland) Corporations
ARTIFACTS
HUMAN ORGANS
MARINES
NUCLEAR DEVICES
Not movable by unaffiliated tradeships
HELIUM-3
PLATINUM ORE
Restricted Tau Exports
ENGINE COMPONENTS
LIGHT ARMS
MILITARY VEHICLES
MUNITIONS
PLUTONIUM
SHIP HULL PANELS
If it is not one of the specified Kusari Corporate / Rheinland Corporate vessels, We will catch them. Please stop wasting our time with these -auctions-
Good day.
A Representative of the Kusari State Police.
To: All Law Enforcement Agencies - Starsunder - 09-15-2012
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Very well. So be it. I am indeed aware of the Kusari Legal Codex, and I can assure you that your laws are being......you know what? Never mind. Good luck with your duties, Herr Officer.
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