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Help me forget - Crackpunch - 10-05-2012
My neighbor woke me up last night.
At first I thought she was being sick.
Then I heard her orgasm.
Help me forget.
RE: Help me forget - Corsair - 10-05-2012
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Now go knock on their door and ask to join if you bring the beer.
RE: Help me forget - Mickk - 10-05-2012
(10-05-2012, 06:25 AM)Crackpunch Wrote: My neighbor woke me up last night.
At first I thought she was being sick.
Then I heard her orgasm.
Help me forget.
Heh, walked in on my nephew and a girl this morning.
Nephew was asleep, girl was awake.
The conversation, such as it was, wasn't awkward at all.
Me: "Just checking to see if he was awake"
Her: "Nope, he is asleep"
Me: "K." *closes door on caravan*
RE: Help me forget - Marburg - 10-05-2012
Never seen your neighbor so I'll assume by your reaction to it that she's not an attractive woman & you feel sorta grossed out w/ yourself 'cause while 1/2 of you went 'ewww' the other 1/2 was kinda into it with open ears...& That's why you brought it up in a thread.
You can't lie to people who were once teenage boys.
Tell you what though, I wanna help, but I can't truly help you forget. Once heard, it cannot be unheard. Instead, I can help deflect your memory of the event.
Instead of thinking of your neighbor, think of your mom & that should help you to move on past the memory pretty quick
RE: Help me forget - DarthBindo - 10-05-2012
must....resist.....urge.....to post.......
"sauce plz"
RE: Help me forget - Corsair - 10-05-2012
Again. You should totally join them. Threesome or Nosome.
RE: Help me forget - Crackpunch - 10-05-2012
(10-05-2012, 06:31 PM)Marburg Wrote: Never seen your neighbor so I'll assume by your reaction to it that she's not an attractive woman & you feel sorta grossed out w/ yourself 'cause while 1/2 of you went 'ewww' the other 1/2 was kinda into it with open ears...& That's why you brought it up in a thread.
Quite the opposite. Blue-eyed, blonde-haired, Dutch girl. Super hot.
A had a thing for her for a little while (but then again, who didn't?), but it faded because I knew we just didn't like the same things, so an attempt at a relationship would be pointless.
I keep remembering the sound and it's like "Hmmm, that's what she sounds like." and then you rethink for a sec and go "Oh god that's what she sounds like!" (not that she sounded freaky or anything).
But yeah, it's gonna be hard keeping a straight face the next time I talk to her.
RE: Help me forget - Marburg - 10-05-2012
My mistake. It's difficult for me to conceptualize why a guy would wanna block out memory of the bedpost wallknockings & happys sounds of a hot neighbor.
Gotta say though...you're 19, right? What the hell are you doin' even thinking of not goin' after a girl just because a relationship would be pointless? Are you high?
When I was 19, a shared smile with a girl was all the commonality needed for...oh nevermind. You'll figure out how silly that logic of yours sounds eventually.
& I just can't resist now:
(10-05-2012, 09:55 PM)Crackpunch Wrote: But yeah, it's gonna be hard keeping a straight face the next time I talk to her.fixed
RE: Help me forget - Crackpunch - 10-05-2012
(10-05-2012, 11:15 PM)Marburg Wrote: fixed
Oh you devil.
She's like a sister (that I get along with) though (inb4 friendzone bs, because it ain't like that; I'd say yes if she asked me out, but I'm not too bothered if we stay friends).
It's not like there's a shortage of hot women around here either. I'm already keen on another chick anyways.
RE: Help me forget - Marburg - 10-06-2012
heh! I won't give you too much grief about the 'friendzone' having allowed myself to fall into that trap more than once before...but saying "I think of her like a sister" is mostly code talk for "I want her but I missed my window of opportunity to make that absolutely clear to her & now, for whatever reason, she thinks of me like a brother."
At least you get to hear her having sex though the walls with others though
A bit of sagey advice if I may: The only woman in the world you should ever think of as your Sister is...your sister.