TO: Liberty Wide Broadcast - Printable Version

Greetings, Libertonians.

We are pleased to announce that the threat known as Hells Gate Undergound, established by the Liberty Rogue elements known as "Cowboys From Hell", has been diligently and dutifully destroyed. A joint operation by the various fleets of the Liberty Navy has made sure that we will not see our capital system of New York marred by this abomination any longer. We would like to also point out that any claims by these "Cowboys" with regards to hostages are unsubstantiated, and that by all reports the families of the various Libertonian corporations are well and with their loved ones. We hereby present proof of the erradication of this facility at our hands.

Hell's Gate's Final Shutdown

Captain Polstari, signing off.

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SHIP ID: LR-Double.Penetration
LOCATION: Tight escape pod
FROM: Clyde Barrow
RANK: Underboss
SUBJECT: <answer spam directory>

Cute. That's a nice war you've fought there. I'm proud to b' a larger threat to the 'oh-so-strong Liberty Navy' than fo' example the rheinland Krauts are. You made those Strudels jealous of us. Thank ya fo' that. Now we're even feared in Rheinland. Fo' that I'd like to make yer a gift, too.

I'm telling ya that there's another base. "Hells Gate Undergound" was just built as decoy. And you totally fell for it yer ignorant navy boys. I feel with ya for having to compensate the poor size of your brains for big 'n useless ships, and yer large guns show just the lack of your small...

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