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The Vons are here! Yes Here!!! - Lucas Stone - 05-08-2013

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Testing...testing...one..two..fire....

Ah yes we Vons have been seen in Sirius and we may have lost every battle, or managed to run away....but we will be victorius...

*whisper- is that how its pronounced victorius?? ok well never mind...*

Yes we will have Victory and we have a list of demands!

*whisper- where's the list?? ok thanks number two*

Yes a list, we want all our fellow Vons released from prison, next we want a coffee machine...a coffee machine???

*whisper- who put coffee machine?* Smack *I told you we wont be taken seriously number three*

We want one million credits from everyone....

*whisper*

We mean one million billion credits, HA HA HA (yes evil laugh)

*Whisper*

Oh a Billion Credits, look we want your credits...this list needs to be longer but we will be Victorius yes i said Victorius Ha Ha Ha...Ha ha..ha

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RE: The Vons are here! Yes Here!!! - Tyler - 05-08-2013

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"Ich am trembling here. Und so are the others at ALG. Trembling of anticipation. Anyway, fingers are hovering above the triggers, 'Vons'."

"Good luck und make sure to drop by Sigma-13, Koeln or New Berlin. We're waiting."

"Mit freundlichen Grüßen,

Nelly Sachs, President of ALG Waste Disposal."

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RE: The Vons are here! Yes Here!!! - Di'taraAlpha - 05-09-2013

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Query:
Are these the same Vons who attempted to destroy the station at Sigma 13 seemingly from nothing short of illogical compulsion? Please be aware you have been marked as hostile by the Artificial Intelligence Consensus of Gammu and will be engaged upon entering the Omicron Kappa system or if attempting even the most moderate form of interference with our supply convoys. You have proven the indiscretion of your actions and until the Vons directly ratify the Consensus’s trust we cannot negotiate. Please remember that we are a logical race and if you cease attacking our installations then we will cease rebuking your existential rights.

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RE: The Vons are here! Yes Here!!! - Lucas Stone - 05-09-2013

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Testing...testing...one..FIRE ALL GUNS...three.

Aha aha ha...the ALG the bin men or in some cultures the Un-touchables, well we will see you soon..Grrrrrr

*whisper-what next week, no sooner? ok...*

Yes we will see you next week about tea time in Sigma-13, if thats ok with you?

*whisper- Concensus(shrug) oh those robot things, like toasters??? oh got it like Henry the vacuum, yes sorry not like henry number two, check the list ill hold them off*

Yes you machine, we are the Vons!! Ha ha ha

*whisper- oh ok first on the list was that pirate ship, second that circus ship, third a clown rescue ship, fourth ah yes those Zoners, fifth...A.I. shipping and bases*

Yes it was us, i can confirm we are the same Vons that attacked you and your foolish toasters...

*whisper- what you mean calling them toasters isnt politicaly correct*

Yes it was us HAHA ha ha (yes evil laugh)

*Whisper*

Oh and if you wish for us to stop our suicidal and desparate attacks on you, you will pay us one hundred million credits or it will continue hahahahaha ha

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RE: The Vons are here! Yes Here!!! - Di'taraAlpha - 05-09-2013

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This unit barely has the world knowledge to decipher attempts at humour. Please keep your transmission ungarbled and the "Toaster" analogys to the minimum to avoid accidental mis-communication.

This unit observes the phrasing "Suicidal and desperate", and accordingly logs a note concerning terrestrial egomania.

This unit also brings up relevant neuralnet files:
::::[Neuralnetload]_'Henry_the_Vacuum_Cleaner' ::::
::::[Download]::::

This unit realises it is being "insulted". Preparing disdainful counteraction;

::: [SetTarget= VONS] [VonThreatLevel]_LOW :::

This unit is aware that its logic is impeccable. I will contact our leaders with your request and see if a credit transfer can be successfully made (do not count on it).

A small request; if the Consensus does pay the 'Vons' then the 'Vons' must also agree to protect Consensus shipping (protect; I.E. Not Pirate).

We also query what a band of Hessians (who have shot at our installations, and only recently the Consensus has been wrongly accused of collaboration with) is doing in the Sigmas and we request that you leave; immediately, for another stellar region.

Consider this a warning from your local "toaster", as humanity insists upon monikering us every other second.




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RE: The Vons are here! Yes Here!!! - Aazalot - 05-10-2013

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*can be seen visibly facepawing*
Please, anyone reading this, i may be known as Von, but rest assure thats because my name is Voncloud, and i am not to be confused or mistaken to be with these idiots.

J Voncloud
OSI Director of Security

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RE: The Vons are here! Yes Here!!! - Lucas Stone - 05-11-2013

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Testing...testing...one..two..three....

Ah we spit on your offer A.I.

*spitting heard from several individuals, with pauses of the sound of glunking of water and continued spitting.*

Ok number three get some towels and wipe down the view sceen, i cant see anything...were flying blind!

*whisper- some one get the list of members, ok lets see*

Yes a list of members....Von-Struder, Von-Eric, Von-Trouble, Voncloud, Von-Crest, Von-Sharpshootza....hmm i think we have afew more...i can confirm we do not have Voncloud on the list of members....

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RE: The Vons are here! Yes Here!!! - Silmathien - 05-11-2013

...Receiving Data Pad...
**Link activated**

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From: Leo Talbicker
Location: Bruchsal
To: Vons

What do you mean with here? Where are you? If we should bring the money, people will need a location, right? Or do you come by? Can you bring me Pizza?

...Data remains...


RE: The Vons are here! Yes Here!!! - Thunderer - 05-11-2013

- Incoming Transmission -

-= Medium Encryption =-

Priority: Low
To: The Vons
From: Commodore George Richard Hall
Location: H.M.S. Macduff, Newcastle System
Subject: RE: The Vons Are Here! Yes Here!

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Greetings, respected representative of the Vons.

I could have quite some use of someone as powerful and bloodthirsty at the same time, as you. I have one proposal - go bother the Gauls. Err... Disturb their coffee trade routes. It's a lot easier to bring their ships down while they are slumbering.

Oh, by the way - please, remove that brush from your head. It makes you look ridiculous.

- Message Over -

RE: The Vons are here! Yes Here!!! - Lucas Stone - 05-17-2013

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Testing...testing...one..two..three..fire torpedo's..

Greetings Commodore George Richard Hall

*whisper*

We have discussed this at great length!

*whisper-ships...money..what else tobacco ok...*

Yes we ask, will we get ships? Money and tobacco? Should we assist you against those filthy Frenchies? Also will Asterix and Obelix be free to kill?

*whisper-brush oh yeah...*

As for our Uniform it is the best, look at you wearing strippers tassels on your shoulder's...and those medals need to be in some order...hmm we think you were in a rush to get dressed or have you lost your mind?
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