Do you enlist nearby primary school's students to invent those cheesy names for you? Also, how many members that so called brigade does have? May I remind you, that brigades count aproximately five thousand personnel, not one.
Whatever makes you sleep at night grandpa. But I'll give you the chance you didnt give others, Ill let your fuzzy little group to keep its doing so long as you leave the omicron-74 sector. Comeone grandpa, don't do it for me, do it for your subordinates.
Here I'll let you in a little story, All the wisdom of the world compacted into a little story :
There was a little girl, lost many many many miles from home, walking through the woods - late at night with the creatures all hooting in the bushes around her stepping over the roots of trees, and she came.. to the old sty, and began to climb but it broke you see and.. she fell down but when she got herself up she was alright and she could see the lights.. and she began to walk towards home .. and then the thing eat her.