To: Lerdi of the Samarran raiders

[Madvillain]

*Pete farts out loud*

Howdy !

After my usual round of picking up escape pods , my boy Smudge told me some shocking news!
Apparently you jokes thought he was lying.
Now Smudge does many things , many things any normal human being wouldn't do.
I guess you could call him supernatural in his own way....

But he never lies!
So let me present you this :



Now i don't wanna hear any false accusations again understand?

Your loving uncle Pete

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[Febreze]

See! I told you! And you didn't believe me, you thought I was lying! Now believe your own eyes! It tastes pretty good too!

Muahahaha--*cough cough* Oh god I should stop smoking that sh---

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[Chrysalis]

Our Grand Sheik, has better things to do than to speak with those who make his stomach turn.

You do know, that by this, your life is forfeit? That you will be hunted to the farthest edges of Sirius, and beyond? Ah, "Uncle Pete", you have no idea with what you are dealing here. But do not despair, for your life will be ended by the Anunnaki's chosen, it will be an honorable end, something you do not deserve.

>.>Transmission ends[color=#FF0000]<.<

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[color=#FFCC66]::INCOMING TRANSMISSION::
::ID - Adrian Thrax of the Samarran Raiders::
::Location - The Golden Sheik::

Hohohooo!
Now that made me laugh! Eat them Annunaki... Hell yeah!

I love you guys, as much as I love hairy women and monkeys.

...

But I still have to kill you as I love it more!
Hohohoo!

[color=#FFCC66]::END OF TRANSMISSION::

[PRJKTLRD]

>>Transmission Incoming[color=#FFFF66]<<
>>ID: Alias "Lerdi"<<
>>Location: Unknown<<
>>Encryption: Medium<<



Well now, like Bassam said, I do find you and your kin disgusting. But, I have decided to come out and say a few things.

Now, you wretched hounds, you have made a mockery of the Anunnaki, insulted our holy purpose, and by this, you made us your enemy. Know that fire will rain from the sky, we will hunt you down, destroy your home, this will be the consequence of your action.


>>Transmission Ends, Virus Deployed[color=#FF0000]<<

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<"From Darkness, lead me to Light. From Ignorance, to Truth. From Death, to Immortality.">

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[Febreze]

*Puts his hand to his forehead, and makes an L shape with his finger and thumb*

P.S. Please send more nomads we are running low on stocks

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[Madvillain]

Video uplink established

Automated message:

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Source is too busy eating grilled baby nomads.
Call back later.

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*transmission terminated*

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