We at TAZ have always failed our test in Orderly matters, and law is something rare among Discordians as a pick for education. The few Discordian Lawyers that we have record of are spread all over Sirius. We need one of you, or even a couple! We believe we've got a strong case against a big Corporation and we want it to arrive to a good port. Poke us if any of you is eager to defend Goddess in the battlefields of Orderly courtrooms.
Now since AmeAme is both BEST GODDESS and also best at legal lawyers then will TAKEUP Case in name of ZoneyPeoples cuz... uhm... uhmm...
YOU WILL PAYAmeAme for being best lawyer!
Please present to Superior AmeLegal agency the charges and will help legal victory against Disorderly Cabbages wat can then kill! Then, uhmm... whoever loses will be SET ON FIRE
Okies? AmeLegalAgency has best references too! Wanna see?
I must say I really like your enthusiasm. We'll wait to see if anyone else applies but in the meantime, could you expand on these references you claim to have?
I am Jake Adams, Advocate, freelancing for whoever has some credits, or rewards. I can see that you need a good lawyer. You might consider hiring me, so that Discord may triumph over ......who is it that troubles you? I do not care.
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