Zombie apocalypse

[Goldberg]

Im fucked, only a used T-shirt is next to me. Hey Zombies i have a new dressing for you

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[Sandloon]

Well, there are a few things to my left. All within arms reach honestly: A basket full of old stuffed animals, my modem, my computer tower, some magazines in an open drawer, a pair of dirty socks, and my .45 1911 with 2 mags for home defense...Stuffed animals it is.

[Vulthuryol]

I have a can of fly spray to my left...............where's my lighter?......oh crud......it's dead.......argggghhhhhhh!!!!!

[Stephen.Wolf]

A cellphone.

[Cashew]

A cup of tea.

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[Bulldog.]

Rexel staples,cellphone,dictionary and advance english literature.

Well I am in deep trouble

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[pillow]

My PC and my TV.
Sleek TV makes for some high-slicing capabilities.
Fat PC makes for some high-bludgeoning capabilities.
Hey, I'll Dying Light this apocalypse no problem. Without the running-jumpjump-very-skill part, though. I'll die before I leave my home.

[Error]

...My 3DS. Well, damn. Missed my Leatherman by a few centimetres there; can't say I'm terribly optimistic about my outlooks, but at least I've got my Pokémon to keep me amused until the zombies arrive.

(Order of increasing distance: 3DS -> Various screwdrivers -> Leatherman Wave -> newly repaired laptop.)

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[Crossroads]

A cabinet
Oh and it got wheels

[Omicron]

random junk, inc. a torch
solid knife that only needs little more sharpening.
G.R.R.M. Storm of Swords

Also several locations to barricade within 5-10 minutes of not particularly fast walk.

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