To:{AFC}- and all of their allies From:William kid Encryption:None
Greetings scumbags of Sirius. This is Billy talking one of Xeno locals, that's right your worst nightmare.
I'm afraid you'r litle band is quite anoying to us and our goals here in Liberty.
So just to make things clear you need to order all your ships to leave liberty space aswell as it's surounding systems before we start eradicating any of you we encounter.
You have 24 hours !!!!
You know, I'd love to know how our little 'band' of ours is 'annoying' to you and your goals in Liberty, but I've got a party to get to soon.
Perhaps you'd like to fill me in on the details and I can get back to you after a good long night with a girl or two and some weed. Probably booze too.
Yeah... lets talk then. Perhaps you'll next time even introduce yourself better to me, huh?
To: The Good ol' Boys from Colorado. From: This bird. Subject: When he come home, his politickin' done
Why, the big western march had just begun
So he packed his gear an' his trusty gun
An' lit out a-grinnin' to follow the sun
Davy, Davy Crockett, leadin' the pioneer!
Billy, eh? Embracin’ the archetype - I like it!
Whoopee-do, then - another trumped-up backwater Billy of the hinterlands waggling his deformities over the neural line. Tell you what, Xeener - you can rock that memorandum of yours back up to Colorado. Go and stick yer poxie pixie dixie inside a blender and wail star spangled banner right through to the emergency ward, ‘cyst. We’ve been trashing you to our ancestors to bullwhip for aeons, ain’t going to change my blackened heart now, Billy-boy. My arteries are clean.
So don’t rile the eagle, snake. You’re liable to get operated.
You're amazing Billy! I didn't know Xenos could read minds. How did you know my worst nightmare is a Xeno brat that isn't even representing the whole group?
Let me tell you something, I need to go to Liberty to pick up some ale and donuts. Next time i'm there i'll wave at you, sounds good? Maybe i'll even give you some of the donuts.
Untill then, take care of yourself! Try going to an AFC party if you need to unwind, those are pretty cool.
What is that? A Xeno with a big, ugly mouth? Watch your words little, brainless libertonian Nationalist. Touch the AFC and we will touch you. You should crawl back into your small, dark hole in Vespucci and think about your life. Let me give you a little tip. Don't call the AFC or their Allies again scumbag, Hai? If you do so, it will end really badly for you.
You little rager, the Rogues are happy to find such com's in time to time, yes, 'cause why not? But for the next time, aye next time, make sure who're ya' sending this message too, cus' ma' pad' ya know kinda' ringed.
You bad boy, brave boy of the Xeeners, when I've never seen your' name around, nor in the books, markets, tradelanes neither in my ****** botl's of Rum, ya' funnily trying show' tha' people in town yo' ar' the boss in Liberty... I am convinced by sayin' you piece of nail, you are a noone to speak, a shadow, dust of ma' thruster, ma' sweat socks on summer and an exhalation of the cheapest cigars sold in tha' cheapest markets in Detroit.
For tha' next time, mak' sure ya' hear th' name of us, the Alcatraz Rogues, as the own leaders of the Lands, Freeland, as we are the' ons' that threat the others.
TO: Billy... or William... or.... whatever.
Oh my...
Is that... is that a wart on your finger? Oh... did you forget to cut your nails? ... Oh man... the hell is with all that gross flesh on your skin.
Wow. No wonder a Xeno's average life expectancy is so low. In your shoes I would have wanted to kill myself too.
Tell you what we'll do. How's about rotate those guns of yours to aim at yourself in your ship. You'll have a much better chance of hitting something and it will save me some trouble of having to take care of another 'Bill'.