Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
[color=#FFFFFF]In the [color=#FF0000]Coalition, mistakes make YOU!
[color=#FFFFFF]In the [color=#FF0000]Coalition, n00bs laugh at YOU!
[color=#FFFFFF]In the [color=#FF0000]Coalition, the toilet flushes YOU!
"It is a cold universe until you know God as your Father, and then it becomes a home. Even the next life simply becomes the Father's house, home."
—David Pawson
(If you find any mistake in my English, please let me know via a PM)
(Really, I speak terrible English, so please, tell me if I make mistakes. I'd like to improve it a bit )
In the Coalition, this thread still got really stupid.
In the [color=#FF0000]Coalition, tequila pukes you!
In the Coalition, George Bush hates you!
In the Coalition, Bin Laden finds you!
In the Coalition, Ventru clan eats you!
In the Coalition, beta tests you!
In the Coalition, server crashes you!
In the Coalition, cop lies to you!
In the Coalition, Britney Spears YouTubes you!
In the Coalition, breasts fondle you!
In the Coalition, God worships you!
EDIT: Removed a very questionable one, no swear words, but something I wouldnt want my kids to read, so.... POST EDITED FOR CONTENT.
<span style="color:#FF0000"><strike>RETIRED</strike></span>
ON MY WAY OUT OF RETIREMENT