I'm sorry to announce that I failed you. Last night I shaved my cojones. Si, hermanos, I did it. I was tired of those GC whores interrupting the tea-bagging sessions to spit up hairballs. Operation 'hairy stuff' has come to an end for me. You'll find me in Cadiz's kitchen, drinking the shame away
Para el Imperio, hasta la muerte!
Your brother, Vittorio Fernando de Sanchez Rodriguez
Note - I am the one talking about this because señor Vito is lazy *coughs*
Hola hermanos, Rivera here.
So today we heard about that giant flying thing..Barge or whatever..so we decided to pay it a little visit.
We found it in Omega-3..next to the freeport. You know what happened ? Well..you'll see it in a second.
That was a beautiful explosion. And I guess that's all. Oh, we paid Dublin a visit, miners calling the BAF, Hunters, all the party was there. Exept the battleship. You'd think they need those against a bunch of fighters ! Such a shame.. I'll leave this last thing and go get a drink.
I'm sorry to announce that I failed you. Last night I shaved my cojones. Si, hermanos, I did it. I was tired of those GC whores interrupting the tea-bagging sessions to spit up hairballs. Operation 'hairy stuff' has come to an end for me. You'll find me in Cadiz's kitchen, drinking the shame away
Para el Imperio, hasta la muerte!
Your brother, Vittorio Fernando de Sanchez Rodriguez
Hermano, you will be ridiculed until you grow some hair again.
Hola amigos, nice work you did there.
Look like another stupid zonny didn't know who he was *evil laughs*.
Well, sorry for not having join the fun, I had someproblem, you know...
That freaking pingpuncher, that crazy space monster!
I thought el A.D.M.I.N.S killed it, NO!
It punched my ship last night, and left a big hole on Tiffany's cockpit!
And it did that with a ping pong ball!
*el sighs* They are taking care of Tiffany now, we'll join you soon, hope.
By the way, I don't have those hairy thing so...
Will I be ridiculed like senor Vito?
~ Diego out ~
Eh... That's a bit disappointing...
No, I won't grow it, I like GC chicks and I don't want to have problem like senor Vito!
You can't make me grow those!
*runs and hide himself behind the chair*
I'm in Sigmas now, and you can't make me grow those hair!
*throws a spoon at the terminate button*
~ Diego out ~
Amigos...Hermanos ! We will lock down omega 3 in future days until we get apology from the freeport administrator. I want you to take all cargo from every ship leaving and entering Omega 3. If they refuse blast them into little pieces. Remember one thing we want apology from same person who insulted us, if they pay some puppet do to it for him , we'll find that bloody puppet and feast on his organs. I don't work with sassy senoritas only savages, so show me how barbaric you can be.
~Mateo "Bandito" Bergasa
::: Source ID: Diego Rodriguez, Cadiz Base ::: :::Target ID: Your Mother::: :::Encryption Level: Moderate:::
Amigos,
It's me, Diego, si, the new slave.
I guess I'm going to file a report, for the first time in my life, si. Ok...at first, when I got onto my ship, I noticed some of our hombres flying around and killing stuff in omega 11, so I joined them...stuff happened, we caught a zoner, didn't pay though, so we had to make it turn into a fireball. Then we went to omega 3, did the same there to some other people...and more, etc etc.
At last when in Leeds, I think it was Leeds, we caught a miner, the gringo paid good cash, as you'll see in the attached files. Then we jumped into dublin, killed and robbed some more, all in the attached files. And in the end, we got swarmed by those EDGE people, so we flew to Gran Canaria, I had some problems with my ship so my amigos left without me, and then I arrived to Cadiz. I was bored, so I decided to write this. I don't know the exact time of when what happened, but I was too busy shooting anyway.
You'll understand everything when you see the gun cams, si. Ah, I also have some guncam views from the other Diego, aye. I included them in the files as well.
Today something interesting happened… We reminded those Omnicroners fools who runs things in this part of Sirius. Me and Diego met a zoner Barge in Omega 41.
Of course, we asked for what is ours. His answer was predictable:
Vito.|Sails: hello again, zoner
(]o[)The-Sleeping-Giant: ola once more
Vito.|Sails: how is your day?
(]o[)The-Sleeping-Giant: fine, doing nice
Vito.|Sails: Great
Vito.|Sails: now, how about you show a little support for us?
(]o[)The-Sleeping-Giant: support?
Vito.|Sails: Si
Diego.|Sails: si
Vito.|Sails: and maybe I will forget you brought a hunter dessie here
(]o[)The-Sleeping-Giant: well let me think... how that would go?
Vito.|Sails: How about some credits?
Vito.|Sails: lets say.... 10 million?
(]o[)The-Sleeping-Giant: guys... you really dont want to do this...
Diego.|Sails: I doubt that
Vito.|Sails: oh, we but we do
(]o[)The-Sleeping-Giant: it is okay, that you are bombers and there are 2 of you
(]o[)The-Sleeping-Giant: that is good so far, but I have 2 cruisers armed and waiting
(]o[)The-Sleeping-Giant: so you guys better whitdraw
Diego.|Sails: no problemo
Vito.|Sails: are you threatening us?
(]o[)The-Sleeping-Giant: its merly stating facts
(]o[)The-Sleeping-Giant: they are my protection
Vito.|Sails: here are some facts: pay up or lose your ship !
(]o[)The-Sleeping-Giant: Im prepared to take that risk, my associates are almost here
Si, hermanos… the zoner threatened us with a BH Thresher class destroyer and a zoner Fearless class destroyer.
You can all guess what happened next, right? The bounty hunter ran when our reinforcements arrived from Gamma, led by Elder Montezuma himself, with a Brotherhood pilot named Juanez Buonocore and a young corsair pilot named Gonzo.
The Fearless tried to run back home but met his end in Theta:
In the mean time Juanez Buonocore kept a close eye on the Barge and it was just a matter of time before it burned near the dying star of 41. We left honor of the final shot to Elder Montezuma.
Para el Imperio, hasta la muerte!
Your brother, Vittorio Fernando de Sanchez Rodriguez
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