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-=Rick Astley=-
To whomever this concerns,
Greetings, I am Rick Astley from BMM manufacturing. A while ago I stumbled upon Java the hut station coffee. It was perhaps one of the most elevating moments in my life. Never before had I tasted such principally delicious coffee. Its savory, voluptuous, exquisite taste is cannot be compared with any other coffee I had ever stumbled upon. The short supply that was granted to me a while ago is now running out, and my desire for more increases.
I'm here to ask for 148 cargo units full of this coffee. I intend to share it with colleagues and friends. I don't know how much coffee Java station generates, but I'm willing to pay a decently high amount for this coffee (say 800+ a unit?). This requests comes out of irrelevance over our recent brawl in tau-23.
At the moment, my presence in tau-23 is specifically for this coffee. I'm eager to procure a "lifetime" supply of this product and await your reply.
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-=Rick Astley=-
I Haven't seen a response yet.
I would just like to warn you in advance that I will be offering to buy this coffee outside the comm channel, I'm that eager to acquire it.
Yours Truly
-Rick Astley