*A mysterious and synthesized voice begins to speak*
Hello there Crossbones, who I am is unimportant for the time being, but a friend and business associate of mine wanted me to stop by and introduce myself. Out of respect for this associate, I won't mention any names.
*The voice pauses for a second, then continues*
Before you get all fussy, I thought I would mention that attempting to trace the origin of this transmission is'¦well impossible, well maybe not impossible, futile would be a better word. Nevertheless lets skip the foreplay, and go right for the spot shall we.
*The voice pauses and rapid typing can be heard in the background, a few moments later a file transfer begins*
Don't mind me, I'm just borrowing your personnel files. I like to know all the intimate little secrets of the people I work with. You know the good stuff, such as a person's strengths and weaknesses, or maybe if they have any family, or children, hidden away special relatives they send money to through back channels. Yah know, the basic stuff that defines a person. I hope you don't mind my intrusion I just need to cover all my bases, like'¦who do I torture and kill first if you try to double cross me, and where do I ship the body parts when I'm done. Its nothing personal, all business.
*The voice laughs as the transfer finishes*
Well it seems I have everything I need. A bit one sided I know, but hopefully we can change that soon. Reciprocation is always nice. It's been fun my little terrorist friends, I'll be in touch!
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