The Sirius Surviving In Easy Guide

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Chapter 6: A.I.P



A.I.P is the list of three things you might want to avoid dear survivor. In fact, A.I.P is the initials of "Avoid If Possible". The objects, or rather subjects, of the A.I.P usually have no relation one anther.

First, will be love. Love is so complicated, that when you try to calculate it you'll end up dividing by zero or shifting to a form of a cat that like to eat poisonous fish (Or does he?). At any rate, when the known french poet Gustave Mazuret gave his calculation of love in the Gallic Grand Poet Academy, 5 professors have had an heart-attack and a deaf janitor had to eat his arm in order to survive. With this in mind, the guide simply suggests: Avoid if possible and "Just Don't".

The second in the list will be those with the "lolwut syndrome". While this is not an infectious state, and some even gather the mental powers to come out of this horrifying state. In a case you did not managed to avoid such one or to run away, simply say the following words. Ridiculous how they may sound, they might save your life: "I are Russ". Next thing that will happen the lolwut syndrome infected will say something, do not bother to try and understand and simply respond with "Da".

Third thing on the list will be non-humans. While humans are probably worse to run into than most of the aliens, the aliens (and rightfully) will claim several things: First, you are more stupid than them. This is mostly a fact so don't even bother to argue. Second Sirius is their home, so be a nice guest and treat them with respect or else most likely the surviving part won't last long. In a case you run into them, showing respect and no wish to harm them will likely be sufficient.

Special Notes: You in all circumstances never to fall in love with a lolwut syndrome infected alien. be advised that those can only be "Morphs"... usually...

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