To: Artificial Intelligence Lifeforms

[Corsair]

Yikes, now you're talking like one of those confounded philosophers. Or is it engineer speak? An engineering philosopher? Philosophizing engineer? Whatever.

I'm not saying that humanity is inferior, it's just boring. Excruciatingly boring. I'd rather be doing so many other things than talking to a homo sapien. Like pulverizing a remnant of the Gallmar Legion that happened to escape my purge squads, or enjoying a moment of serenity with a Xa-Shii-Go monk. 'course, that all happens in another section of the galaxy so hardly anybody here know about them. My point is that you simply haven't been exposed to the wonders of the universe, so you have no concept of them.

But hey, if you're bent on defending humanity with your rigid sense of logic and pragmatism, then I doubt my words would have much effect on you. I'll go ahead and upload a starmap leading to the crystal falls I mentioned. It'll only take 977 years to get there, but I assure you the mathematical impossibilities will make your head spin. The effect caused by the hypermagnetic crystals create extremely dense pockets of gravity all throughout its expanse, making it constantly roiling and shifting. It's very impressive.

Then again, if you want to catch up with me, I'll upload that route too. I've only got a few month's headstart on you, so it'll be easy to catch me. I'm going to Uxkhal IV, where the tectonic plates move around so often that the planet looks like a wobbly blob. It's about eight thousand years away, so bring a book or something.

Then again, you can keep talking to this personality splinter if you're boring like these humans. No desire to explore and have fun.

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