Funny thing, really. I know you're not a big fan of Benjamin Sisko & all, but we all know back when Jar-Jar was captain of the USS Enternets-G, he misspoke soooo many times during his day that the list could pretty much stretch from Starfleet Headquarters all the way into the Delta Quadrant.
Even you have to admit, the dude seemed to be brain damaged from all that Arrakeen spice he took back in his academy days, lowering his midichlorian count to the level of bantha poodoo. Luckily, heesa no longer gettin' any more screen time.
I'm just sayin' that people in glass Corellian freighters shouldn't throw tribbles.
