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Source: Jace Williams
Ship ID: VR-Talk.to.me
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I am such an IDIOT!
There I was, face to face, with two K'Haran ships in Pennsylvania System. Those buggers uncloaked right in front of me. First thing that went through my pea-brain head was: Well, I'm dead.
Apparently, they decided to engage in some sort of MIND RAPE. I felt like a mouse being toyed with by a couple of malicious house cats.
Talk about nervous. Cal.Zoner, who happened to be with me, tried to calm me down, but it was hopeless. I was staring death in the face, and that's when I started confessing my sins.
I told them of my unique use of Nomad Jelly. And, after using it, that I had a raging case of jock itch. I cannot believe that they did not obliterated me on the spot.
Eventually, after a 'dance with the young one', they let me go. I had the feeling that I wasn't the one they wanted to talk to anyways. I was the proverbial third wheel. The older, motherly K'Haran seemed to have a thing for the Zoner, even stating how fond she was of his stories.
Well, if the Zoner wishes to fraternize with Nomads, then he can have them. Trust me, the jelly doesn't do the trick for me. I just have to be more careful in the future to whom I mention that to.
Ship log of encounter:
Quote:[18.11.2013 03:03:39] K'Hara|Lofn: ~~(*A tall, motherly figure appears in your minds eye, leaning down to your level.* Good afternoon, my children.)~~
[18.11.2013 03:03:50] VR-Talk.to.me: holy..
[18.11.2013 03:03:52] Cal.Zoner: Ahoy there, fren
[18.11.2013 03:04:10] Cal.Zoner: You in need of some heliums?
[18.11.2013 03:04:12] VR-Talk.to.me: well, I'm dead
[18.11.2013 03:04:25] K'Hara|Lofn: ~~(You're only dead if you call for your friends.)~~
[18.11.2013 03:04:29] Cal.Zoner: I aint planning on dead today fren.
[18.11.2013 03:04:32] Cal.Zoner: I just mine.
[18.11.2013 03:04:41] VR-Talk.to.me: well, since I have no friends, I guess I'm safe
[18.11.2013 03:04:43] K'Hara|Lofn: ~~(Or if you harm one of my charges... *She indicates to the smaller Nomad.)~~
[18.11.2013 03:04:46] Cal.Zoner: Minin is what I always done.
[18.11.2013 03:05:03] Cal.Zoner: if yer lookin, you might see some of them Liberty Navy folk
[18.11.2013 03:05:11] K'Hara|Lofn: ~~(No friends? My child, that is no way to live your life.)~~
[18.11.2013 03:05:19] Cal.Zoner: My friends are rocks.
[18.11.2013 03:05:28] VR-Talk.to.me: I saw a nice fat juicy naval target named reaver awhile back at Erie
[18.11.2013 03:05:30] Cal.Zoner: And anyone who listens to me ramble hahaha
[18.11.2013 03:05:49] VR-Talk.to.me: rocks??
[18.11.2013 03:05:55] Cal.Zoner: Yessir
[18.11.2013 03:05:59] Cal.Zoner: all these rocks floatin by
[18.11.2013 03:06:00] K'Hara|Lofn: ~~(I would certainly enjoy listening to your tales, Zoner. The... others... around these parts certainly make that difficult,
[18.11.2013 03:06:02] K'Hara|Lofn: however.)~~
[18.11.2013 03:06:06] VR-Talk.to.me: I had a pet rock once
[18.11.2013 03:06:10] Cal.Zoner: They tend to do that.
[18.11.2013 03:06:29] Cal.Zoner: Mostly though, I don't mind bein alone.
[18.11.2013 03:06:39] Cal.Zoner: I don't like trouble, and aint got no fix seekin it.
[18.11.2013 03:06:52] Cal.Zoner: what chu doin in penn anyway?
[18.11.2013 03:06:55] K'Hara|Lofn: ~~(Mhmm. You are an intelligent one, Zoner.)~~
[18.11.2013 03:07:15] K'Hara|Lofn: ~~(What're we doing here? I'm simply caring for the young one.)~~
[18.11.2013 03:07:23] Cal.Zoner: I aint never met a Nomad before.
[18.11.2013 03:07:35] VR-Talk.to.me: I once found a nomad.
[18.11.2013 03:07:37] Cal.Zoner: Ya'll don't seem so bad, like them tales people keep spinnin'
[18.11.2013 03:07:46] VR-Talk.to.me: thought his blue jelly might be good for lube
[18.11.2013 03:07:55] VR-Talk.to.me: gave me a raging case of jock itch
[18.11.2013 03:08:02] Cal.Zoner: uh fren
[18.11.2013 03:08:09] VR-Talk.to.me: too much info?
[18.11.2013 03:08:16] Cal.Zoner: now I know space can be lonely
[18.11.2013 03:08:19] K'Hara|Lofn: ~~(*The woman looks rather put off by the Raiders comment, before turning her attention back to the Zoner.)~~
[18.11.2013 03:08:37] VR-Talk.to.me: sorry, I ramble when I'm nervous
[18.11.2013 03:08:38] K'Hara|Lofn: ~~(Not all of us are out to exterminate humans, child. Some simply care for others.)~~
[18.11.2013 03:08:46] Cal.Zoner: Well thats damn wonderful.
[18.11.2013 03:08:52] VR-Talk.to.me: I'm all for caring
[18.11.2013 03:09:08] Cal.Zoner: Nice to know a guy can find his spot amongst the verse and not have to fight for it.
[18.11.2013 03:09:19] Cal.Zoner: Aint you full yet VR?
[18.11.2013 03:09:41] VR-Talk.to.me: sorry I forgot to mine what with all the blue friends here
[18.11.2013 03:09:57] Cal.Zoner: Thats alright. Cal's got yer back.
[18.11.2013 03:10:00] VR-Talk.to.me: I'm full now. May I leave in peace?
[18.11.2013 03:10:11] Cal.Zoner: Well, unless you plan not to
[18.11.2013 03:10:14] Cal.Zoner: I'd git
[18.11.2013 03:10:27] VR-Talk.to.me: bye *sweats nervously*
[18.11.2013 03:10:30] VR-Talk.to.me: or not
[18.11.2013 03:10:38] Cal.Zoner: Truth betold
[18.11.2013 03:10:39] K'Hara|Lofn: ~~(You may, Raider. After you dance with the young one.)~~
[18.11.2013 03:10:48] K'Hara|Uruku.: ** 'Yours' -swims- 'Without' **
[18.11.2013 03:11:07] VR-Talk.to.me: I'm a horrible dancer
[18.11.2013 03:11:16] Cal.Zoner: Hope I don;t insult you fren
[18.11.2013 03:11:29] Cal.Zoner: But I aint no good at dancing
[18.11.2013 03:11:34] Cal.Zoner: Rose don't move so well.
[18.11.2013 03:11:40] K'Hara|Lofn: ~~(Of course not. I've actually become quite fond of you, Cal.)~~
[18.11.2013 03:11:52] Cal.Zoner: Well damn
[18.11.2013 03:12:01] Cal.Zoner: My only friend in the verse is an outcast like me
[18.11.2013 03:12:03] K'Hara|Uruku.: **~(Joy)~**
[18.11.2013 03:12:09] Cal.Zoner: Not somethin you see everyday!
[18.11.2013 03:12:11] VR-Talk.to.me: run away run away