Comm ID: Captain Ian of the Endeavour and Atlantia
Subject: Slogan competition
*transmission begins*
"Synth Foods - so good it should be Illegal"
"Synth Foods - because people dont need real food"
"Synth Foods - we do what we want because we can"
"Synth Foods - pasting all over the competition"
"Synth Foods - because we wuv you"
"Synth foods - producing paste since 706AS"
"Synth Foods - because no one else can create food like us"
"Synth Foods - our pastes can even be used to keep your wallpaper up"
"Synth Foods - your already eating our paste so why stop now?"
"Synth Foods - no other paste is like ours"