Sender:Sarita Ybañes. Recipient:Callsign 'Cobra'. Topic:ʀᴇ: The future.
Good evening.
It will be good, maybe good enough that you might even drop the tough-guy act for a bit. Machismo is really more of a thing Hispanic men excel at, anyway.
So, here's the deal; the Loyola Group wants to give you, give or take, two thousand pallets of cardamine. All uncut, in 80mg capsules, which is to say, enough to supply all of Cherry Creek on Planet Denver with one dose a day for a week. If that isn't enough for you, 50 pallets of Detroit-made, high-capacity, high-velocity, fully-automatic, military-grade rifles, complete with the shoulder thing that goes up might sweeten the deal. No electronic locks, no plasma batteries, no boludeces, just good old-fashioned lead. Finally, if you're really that keen on seeing some shots fired, you can name your least favorite group of people and we'll prove beyond a doubt that we mean business.
All we ask in return is that you pick somewhere on Ouray that's out of the way, put one of our server boxes there, turn it on, and don't touch it. No funny business; you don't read it no matter what. You can take whatever countermeasures you want to make sure we aren't spying on you with it otherwise. We'll even provide batteries so that you don't have to power the thing.
Before you get up in arms about me offering you drugs, please, don't waste your breath moralizing. Ideology doesn't change the fact that, at the end of the day, we both have a bottom line. We are both on the shadier side of the law. We both kill, extort, and sow misery among our enemies, and we both are in a constant race to do these things more profitably and efficiently. If you like the offer, you can say yes. If you don't like the offer, you can make a serious counteroffer, or you can say no, but one thing our Group isn't interested in is being preached to; I'm already a Catholic, anyway. While I don't expect you would be consuming the cardamine yourselves, I honestly couldn't care less what you do with it, but I hope you have the wisdom to see it as an asset in and of itself.
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