TO: Cesar "Flipado" Gutierrez

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Id: Elder Alberto Rodriguez
Location: Planet Crete, Omicron Gamma
Subjet: SitRep hermano
encryption: HyperMacho


'Ola stupid cabron,

I had a message from the SAR team. Seem you can't, like a cucaracha, die in the desert. Madre de Dios!! I was already planing your funeral when you crashed and i've lost ye signal few days ago. You know, kind words like how stupido you we're and how life without you would be better! *Laugh* I was even about to invite ye favorite goat ... i mean mamacitas to say some bad words about ye *censored by console*.

Anyway, i'm happy that you made it out alive 'mano! I don't know what i would do without you... well i mean, i would have to deal with Decurion Ximenez and give him a better position in the brotherhood. Speaking of the imbecile, he told me that you wanted to talk about a discovery you made after the crash. If you discovered gravity i'm sorry to tell you, got already discovered. *laugh harder*

ye amigo Alberto Rodriguez.

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Proud member of the most hated faction