"Ahoy Mal, Kingpin here. My representative is off at his Yule-Tide party, but I was wondering; Does your plantation have juniper bushes? I've been searching for one ever since I heard of their existence. I feel... drawn to them.
Anyways, that 'Frog' Chappie, one of those Crazy Revolutionaries, asked me to bring you this... "
Whips out a Bottle of Genuine 'Johnnie Talker' Scotch
"Said something about some Scottish Guy, with a funny title. Those Scots, always making up words.
Anyhoo, I should be going, everyones celebrating Yule-Tide this rotation with loads of debauchery and indulgence, and I need to be there to profit from it."
"Ciao!" (Dodges a terrawatt laser on the way out)
"Oy! And can I get a retinal scan thingie going? I just got me coat singed!"
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.