"Before yeh go, Cutter!" Ted said, stumbling to his feet and placing a hand on his shoulder, "Summat oi wants ta' tell yew, 'ain't never told nobody before."
He leant forward, glanding around conspiratorially and holding out his wallet. "That'sh me daughter, that is. Ain't she beautiful?" Ted proceeded to break down and cry in the arms of a now confused Cutter, his wallet open to a picture of a bowl of breakfast cereal.