' Wrote:Memo to: Reginald Waverly, Esq., Chairman and CEO, 1st Bank of Flax
From: Saul Rothschild, CFO, BR&N
Dear Mr. Waverly:
How do you do?
We are currently unaware of the status of 1st Flax, but we would like to express our interest in the acquisition of your noble institution, of and including a transferral of 1st Flax's deposits, total assets, as well as a list of outstanding dues to 1st Flax.
If this is impossible, please let me know.
Sincerely yours,
Saul Rothschild, CFO BR&N
Howdy, Saul
Pops here.
Hmm.. Assests? Went sundiving.
shares in CCU? Called and expended.
Outstanding debts? One.
On that outstanding debt, if you're able to collect, we'll split the amount over the principle.
Name of deadbeat: General Nakazawa
Amount of loan: 50 Million tons of Flax
Interest and penalties: 30 Millon ToF
So, if you find the aforementioned deadbeat and collect, you'll receive 15T plus another 5T finder's fee.
That's all we have, Gents. Good luck in your new endeavors.
Reggie Waverly,
Former CEO, 1st Flax
cc: BR&N Home Offices.