Aperture Science Enrichment Center

[Eden Institute]

Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Here you will find useful information such as application forms and important memos. This is also where you may submit information and results gathered from expeditions.

Bulletins:
From the CEO of Aperture Science

Aperture Science is built on three pillars. Pillar one: Science without results is just witchcraft. Pillar two: Get results or you're fired. Pillar three: if you suspect a coworker of bein' a witch, report them immediately. I cannot stress that enough. Witchcraft will not be tolerated.

A lot of you have been raising concerns about the so-called "dangers" of what we're all doing here.

Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired.

Plus, in the event of your death, I personally guarantee that, thanks to the form you were required to sign this morning, your family will not suffer the indignities of a prolonged and costly legal battle against Aperture Science. Trust me, I am rich, and it is a burden I do not wish on anyone.

Application Form

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Note: This form is for those wishing to apply for research positions. openings are: Guards, Scientists, Janitors, Doctors, Nurses, and lawyers. Human Enrichment project applicants do not need to use this form. (PLEASE send this form via PM when filled out)

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