To : Synth Foods

[peter123]

-Source: Cambridge Research Station-
-Sender: John McDonald-

*Screen shows sixty years-old man with big black beard keeping banana in hands*

Greetings Synth Food. I have something you would want to look in.

Doing my long studies I have invented new genre of synth banana. It grows two times faster and don't need as much fertilizes as normal banana and grows well in biodme environment. It has many more healthy vitamins than any other synth fruit.

It has also another important feature. It s very resistant to any damage. Let I show you that:

*man gets big blaster gun and shot by it at banana, after flash disappeared you can see banana is still without any harm*

You see . If pirates attacks convoy They won't destroy bananas. you would get back to place where transports were destroyed and pick bananas back.

Now lets test flavor. *screen shows fat boy in kitchen* Jimmy could you taste that delicious banana? *fat kid eats piece of banana and says: Its tastes like chicken! Yummy! *

*old man comes again to screen*

Well my invention has many pros. I m looking for developer now. You are the largest food producing company so I send it to you.

I hope You like that and you would propose a good price for my invention. Then I will give you samples So you can produce it at self.

Goodbye.

-signal lost-