To: Borderworld Exports

[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Wachmann Hamlin Reinwald, Secretary of the Office of Inspekteur Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: BowEx smuggling

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Guten Tag.

Yesterday, during a prisoner transport operation, a BowEx Shetland was spotted in Neu Berlin entering the Stuttgart jump gate. The officer in command of the Prison Liner Saarbrucken at the time, Oberst Alison Falke, initiated a cargo scan of the Shetland and found a stunning result. Five thousand units of Counterfeit Software were detected on the Shetland.

Evidence of this cargo scan

Oberst Falke had little time to take this image of the scan. She also detected a Borderworld Exports Identification Card onboard. No image of this was taken, but Oberst Falke is one of the most trusted officers within the Polizei ranks, so when she says that something existed it is a fact.

Inspekteur Putzkanner would like to request an explanation as to why this Shetland was smuggling contraband through Rheinland. He would also request that the crew of the JJShipping be tried under the full weight of Rheinland law concerning smuggling. He also expects a heavy penalty be given to this crew from your end.

We await a response.

Signed,

Wachmann Hamlin Reinwald, Secretary of the Office of Inspekteur Otto Putzkanner.

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