*looks around* Am I in the right place? Si, no, si... *looks around again* Si si, I am, gehehe..
Hola hermanos, *he adjusts his sunglasses* gehehehe. I have to say, I feel thrilled to be among these ranks, si si. But, lets get to the point here, because I have many cool things to tell you, aha.
I heard from my hermanos that Gamma was under siege, naturally, my first thought was "Who would be so stupid as to do that!", but then I remembered who. It was those ugly, stinking sniffers, thats who! Gehehe. I immediately hopped into my trusty Gladiator and undocked. The sight wasn't pretty. The battle was already underway and the sniffers brought some big, nasty ships with them. For target practice, of course, gehehe.
Since they came with little fighter support, the big boys went down pretty fast, si si. *turns around and checks himself out in the mirror for a moment* Gehehhe, oh umm, where was I....Aha, si, I remember now. We moped them up pretty fast, and the few sniffer fighters that were there went down pretty quickly as well.
After they realized that they will all be pulverized to little bits and pieces, they started to run. They went straight for the Theta Jump Hole, so some of us followed them there with the hopes of catching them.
But sadly, when we got there we found nothing. If some of the cowards did manage to make it that far, they probably got destroyed by our patrols anyway, gehehe. Well, that would be all I guess, si. And now, now its time to get a drink and clean my sunglasses, gehehhe. *he spits into his hand and adjusts his hair, then puts the sunglasses back on*