I stay away from posting in flood any more (yes), but a thread from my Drai is irresistible.
As a note, everybody knows these conspiracies are just... Well, fact. There's no dissonance about them, just weak denial. But we can only sit and take it.
However, do not involve the OP in any of them - he is much to innocent to be of one.. Yet. And, young nommies are already essentially housepets if you train them right. Trust me on this.
